The what ever thread...

[snipelfritz]

I'm more concerned about "trapping" one's arm pits. Whose pits are running free and at risk of escaping?

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

so i inadvertently circuit bent my mpc. now when u press a pad it glitches out and plays like 5 pads all fucked up sounding forever and ever. hehe

[ChetMagongalo]

Over the course of 4 hours, the phrase, "Trap your armpits in a whirlwind of zest mists and woman advances," that was printed on the back of an Old Spice deodorant has spawned a debate in my facebook feed that seems to have ended a few friendships and simultaneously stocked both sides with enough ammo to keep the radfem-redpill war going for the next twenty years. Thanks Old Spice

isn't facebook amazing?

Dr. Sherm, I can't tell if that's a good thing or a major bummer

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

i mean the glitch sounds kinda cool. but it doesn't go back to normal now. i ordered a new volume board so it should be all good in a few days.

[Strange Tales]

Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.

Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.

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[jrmy]

http://www.wired.com/2015/06/silent-dea ... lize-prey/

[Twangasaurus]

Throughout my entire life the only physical feature I have ever been consitently complimented on is my hands and 100% of the time the compliment comes from an overly enthusiastic middle aged polish woman. It's bloody weird and I think I'm starting to form a bit of a complex about it.

[Iommic Pope]

Well, hey now, pretty fingers, what are you up to? Care for some late supper? Perhaps some.......dip?

[snipelfritz]

THEY WANT YOUR KIELBASA

teeheeheehee

[Twangasaurus]

I dunno guys, I think the day I accept the offer of dip is the day I wake up in an alley in china town with hooks for hands.

[snipelfritz]

Hooks for hands. When you're a kid, a man with hooks for hands sounds intriguing. As an adult, you realize he would be both sad and oddly untrustworthy.

[resincum]

Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.

Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.

you should have said 'i would fuck your brains out'

takes notes from eivind. be a wild bitch who is aiming TO CHOP. GUTS.

[snipelfritz]

Well this exists...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Chris

[Strange Tales]

Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.

Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.

you should have said 'i would fuck your brains out'

takes notes from eivind. be a wild bitch who is aiming TO CHOP. GUTS.

GOD DAMN IT. I need a hook up to the Eivind hotline apparently.