There is an owl about right now, I have mix feelings about this, on one hand I like owls and it is a very pretty owl as owls go, and I like what owls do, on the other hand this owl can be nosy as fuck at times it shouldn't like 4 in the fucking morning and I like to sleep with my window open until it gets too cold to do .
They're nocturnal. For them that's just 9-5 shit. They probably think you're weird because you sleep at night, live in some old branches that used to be a perfectly good tree, which you then cut up for whatever reason to build what can only be described as a hole above the ground. Then you go and cook your damn food on that fire shit to kill it twice, instead of eating all this mad live stuff that's crawling around all convenient and shit. Pfft. Humans.
WWPD?
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote:
I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
So we have a new outside sales rep at my job place. He brought in his personal computer so we could set up a few things on there that he would use. So we open up his laptop, and his background is just a display of various hand lotions that you'd find at a CVS or Walgreens or something. Really fucking weird.
So dumb how much money they make you waste on books. But, as a lawyer you need all those shelves of rich mahogany full of leather bound law books in your office to give that air of authority. That's just how it is.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.