The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[Achtane]

Alcohol sucks and weed isn't my thing anymore. But I also don't wanna be me and don't have access to anything else.
This is probably a sign of an issue.
Meh. Maybe I just need more sleep.

[D.o.S.]

or more potassium.

[ChetMagongalo]

I also don't wanna be me
This is probably a sign of an issue.

I hate drinking, it makes my stomach hurt and if I get hungover it ruins my day, not worth it, esp because it costs money too.

[raccoondad]

i just want to say that it's fucking bullshit that there's only 11 seeders for my evangelion torrent right now

[D.o.S.]

Generally speaking that's the pain of being a useless piece of shit. Luckily it can be easily alleviated by paying for the item in question.

[D.o.S.]

I was going to torrent your record but I realized it sucks.

[D.o.S.]

I am quite literally too drunk to type coherently... and I wouldn't DL your record for free. To put this in perspective: I may or may not have just received a really awful blowjob from a rando who may or may not like the misfits, which may or may not make me the pickiest person you'll ever meet, and I still wouldn't download your album at no cost to myself. Just sayin'.

Good luck with that weeb shit though I'm sure you'll go far in life.

[D.o.S.]

Tbh people who can legitimately justify pirating 'creative media' to themselves might as well just line themselves up at the wall with a bandana over their eyes to save the free world the trouble. And if you've already got children then they need to die too.

[D.o.S.]

Non-negotiable we need to stop the sickness where it spreads.

[D.o.S.]

Maybz stick the barrel of a gun into your throat and say "I LOVE THE EAGLES" as the phantom of glen fry gently massages what's left of your cerebellum after Joe Walsh and the ghost of the James Gang get done blowing lines off the residue.


Sorry this is probs graphic.

[D.o.S.]

I don't mean it. You can steal your cartoons from whoever you want, because you're a real boy.

[raccoondad]

alright... I honestly agree with you that people should pay for things, and that pirating does injustices to the creator and the people who worked on it. I was drunk, per thread title, and had a moment of weakness. I was in the wrong, sorry

[D.o.S.]

NO I AM STILL DRUNK WE HAVE TO GET ALL STANDOFFISH AND THEN HAVE AWKWARD BODILY CONTACT WHERE ONE OR NONE (BUT CERTAINLY NOT BOTH) OF US FINISH.

this is not how it works, Dave. This is not how it works (on the internet) in real life.

[D.o.S.]

DAVE WHERE DID THESE CANDLES COME FROM

[D.o.S.]

(what in the actual fuck is going on rn?)