The what ever thread...
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At 3AM I was woken by a text message containing the link to a video of poorly-animated CGI dildos fucking some girl in her sleep. They spoke French, the dildos. And the bad guy from Terminator 2 made a second-long cameo wherein he grew liquid metal penishands.
I'm in love.
I'm in love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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Was it at least from an unknown sender ?
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I think it came from his lady.
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Btw, "They spoke French, the dildos" is a very decent band name. Or at least album.
New wave or post rock, you choose.
New wave or post rock, you choose.
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Post Wave.
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A girl running through traffic with a grapefruit in each hand
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Sweet dealin's: here
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real quotes from kbit on a Saturday night:
"In my quest to meet people I'm suddenly wearing a floral shirt."
That's not exactly what he said but I had to erase my inbox and the details are right.
"In my quest to meet people I'm suddenly wearing a floral shirt."
That's not exactly what he said but I had to erase my inbox and the details are right.
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Floral is a wonderful word.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
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sold most of my worldly possessions and moved 4000km away from all my family and friends.
wouldn't not recommend/10.
if i can't find a job soon i am in deep shit, though.
i was buying groceries a few days ago and saw a guy frantically stuffing a trolley full with every single bag of Doritos in the store.
he looked happier than anybody i have seen in my entire life thus far.
but did it work? if my being a social retard is directly a result of not owning any floral shirts i'd sure like to know.
wouldn't not recommend/10.
if i can't find a job soon i am in deep shit, though.
deusexmaxima wrote:A girl running through traffic with a grapefruit in each hand

i was buying groceries a few days ago and saw a guy frantically stuffing a trolley full with every single bag of Doritos in the store.
he looked happier than anybody i have seen in my entire life thus far.
D.o.S. wrote:real quotes from kbit on a Saturday night:
"In my quest to meet people I'm suddenly wearing a floral shirt."
That's not exactly what he said but I had to erase my inbox and the details are right.
but did it work? if my being a social retard is directly a result of not owning any floral shirts i'd sure like to know.
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My shirt was the subject of no less than 3 instances of small talk last night, so yes.
I'm still awkward as hell in large groups, but the shirt helped.
Also said that way it sounds like a floral print shirt just appeared on my body, which is a funny image, but not an accurate depiction of events
I'm still awkward as hell in large groups, but the shirt helped.
Also said that way it sounds like a floral print shirt just appeared on my body, which is a funny image, but not an accurate depiction of events

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I had a really shitty day. I made Tacos and i'm now going to watch Jackie Chan films while drinking whisky. Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
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I don't understand why anyone would want a cat.
*sprints into room at 5 AM for the 1000th time this night*
MRROOOAAAWWW MURRRR MOWWWW DURRRRRR
*jumps onto bed and walks all over you*
No part of this is cute.
Every part of it makes me want to throw you through a wall.
*sprints into room at 5 AM for the 1000th time this night*
MRROOOAAAWWW MURRRR MOWWWW DURRRRRR
*jumps onto bed and walks all over you*
No part of this is cute.
Every part of it makes me want to throw you through a wall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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I will second that, but expand it to dogs, children, lovers or frankly anyone you can't tell to go away when you feel like it.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
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Achtane wrote:I don't understand why anyone would want a cat.
*sprints into room at 5 AM for the 1000th time this night*
MRROOOAAAWWW MURRRR MOWWWW DURRRRRR
*jumps onto bed and walks all over you*
No part of this is cute.
Every part of it makes me want to throw you through a wall.
How could you say something like this on Cat Day.

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