The what ever thread...

[snipelfritz]

Tomato soup. Bleh. Why not just have hot V8 with a spoon?

Chili, my friends. Chili.

And can you really hate on some classic chicken noodle?

[kbit]

"Hello, I'd like to place a pick up order for the Yegbe Wat, please."
"Ok, that will be about ten minutes. Thank you."
"...do you want my name?"
"No, thats ok. Ten minutes."

What. Why. Why do you run a restaurant this way.

[Mudfuzz]

[D.o.S.]

"ok lets truce on calling each other jwar"

[snipelfritz]

"Hello, I'd like to place a pick up order for the Yegbe Wat, please."
"Ok, that will be about ten minutes. Thank you."
"...do you want my name?"
"No, thats ok. Ten minutes."

What. Why. Why do you run a restaurant this way.

Yes, this is tragedy. What if someone else orders the same thing, but then gets there before you? I take my take-out very seriously. I don't want people playing fast and loose.

I've been sick in bed the last three days, but starting to feel better. So I've got that going for me.

[Andrew]

Uggh, back to work again. I just ate an entire chocolate bunny in a sitting when I got home from work.

[Achtane]

PREDICTIVE TEXT SHORT STORIES

I think it's mostly just a short-term deal, by the time she was standing in the corner of my room WE WERE DOING ANYTHING TO SAY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN anything else in my head and it's not really about this bullshit around here but it has to happen if you don't need me in the way of your life with chemicals.

These days ago by the end of the week but right now I'm going on with you to do it with a couple people who want the same time. Chappelle's show got a little more than one year from the Craigslist ad before it was the last time you want me. I honestly think of a sudden death of passengers and their parents. They were super cute.

Well, that's all I've done and I can't wait on your unemployment benefits to pick us up naked after alcohol poisoning and cocaine sex slaves. Gimme a fucking sarcophagus and eat the most interesting dildo ever made by any medical marijuana dispensaries in Norfolk botanical gardens.

[Invisible Man]

Well, that's all I've done and I can't wait on your unemployment benefits to pick us up naked after alcohol poisoning and cocaine sex slaves. Gimme a fucking sarcophagus and eat the most interesting dildo ever made by any medical marijuana dispensaries in Norfolk botanical gardens.

My favorite Mars Volta lyrics right here.

[neonblack]

Well, that's all I've done and I can't wait on your unemployment benefits to pick us up naked after alcohol poisoning and cocaine sex slaves. Gimme a fucking sarcophagus and eat the most interesting dildo ever made by any medical marijuana dispensaries in Norfolk botanical gardens.

My favorite Mars Volta lyrics right here.

[resincum]

..people want to buy my art. this is fucking weird

[Strange Tales]

[spacelordmother]

That whole series I was like WOW THIS IS ALL SO BADASS WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP THE THESE LAMEASS LOOKING ANGELS

[Eivind August]

YUSS!

[Achtane]

I should be some sort of sex toy engineer.

[D.o.S.]

If every gun owner shot themselves the world would no longer have a gun problem.