The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[Strange Tales]

It might help explain your collective incorrectness.

[Gone Fission]

Birthdays are a waste of fucking time.

is this a zen koan

It's a reflection of how turning 30 felt yesterday. 8 people show up to your house and look bored. It's cool. 8 people showed up to my house.

Fuck, the last time I had that many people over for my birthday I was in grade school.

30 was a sucky birthday. Just goes that way. You'd think 40 would go worse, but I don't think it was for me despite the "how the fuck am I 40?" thing.

[psychic vampire.]

In fairness i think our average is being unfairly pulled down by certain quotes that will not be forgotten. Not that i'm just gonna pass the blame. I'm basically a hysteric.

Is your birthday passed/past, or coming up, Invisible Man? Happy Birthday? Are we all Cancers? I have too many emotions.

[waltdogg]

cant even remember the last time my band practiced. i feel like im going to explode.

[psychic vampire.]

Fill the gaping hole in your life: eat your band.

[Invisible Man]

In fairness i think our average is being unfairly pulled down by certain quotes that will not be forgotten. Not that i'm just gonna pass the blame. I'm basically a hysteric.

Is your birthday passed/past, or coming up, Invisible Man? Happy Birthday? Are we all Cancers? I have too many emotions.

The average quote from the three of us is probably a pretty good one. Like to think that there's at least a high entertainment factor. D.o.S. can eat a crunchy bug.

Birthday was this last weekend. Rode a bunch of rollercoasters yesterday; threw up. Still feel terrible. This is the first sign of my body deteriorating.

[psychic vampire.]

I mean, D.o.S. can eat a crunchy bag (just kidding, kinda!) but i'm still a hysteric with too many guitar pedals.

Birthdays are usually better the day after. Room mate took me out to lunch, my friend is gonna take me swim suit shopping tomorrow. Shit's alright.

Get ready for my weepy post-shopping posts about how swim suit shopping is probably the worst thing since shoe shopping.

[ChetMagongalo]

i've had a mental lapse this week, I can't stop crying, I don't feel like myself and I dont know why. i'm scared

Do you have someone to talk to? A therapist or counselor or even a close friend?

yeah I talked to my mom and close friends yesterday, I think i'm just having withdrawals from quitting smoking weed, which I didn't consider until after I had posted that. i'm really sensitive to drugs and medicine, and I haven't gone this long without smoking in a very long time. my brain was playing games on me, feeling a lot better now thankfully

[friendship]

i've had a mental lapse this week, I can't stop crying, I don't feel like myself and I dont know why. i'm scared

Do you have someone to talk to? A therapist or counselor or even a close friend?

yeah I talked to my mom and close friends yesterday, I think i'm just having withdrawals from quitting smoking weed, which I didn't consider until after I had posted that. i'm really sensitive to drugs and medicine, and I haven't gone this long without smoking in a very long time. my brain was playing games on me, feeling a lot better now thankfully

Very glad to hear it.

[Inconuucl]

Reminds me (on a smaller degree) to the month I decided to quit caffeine. I was jump waking at night in cold sweat no stop and would have trouble passing any food. God that was terrible...


...Which is why I still drink a shit ton of coffee to this day. I did stop chugging sodas from that though, so it wasn't a total lost.

[UglyCasanova]

Holy shit.

When applying for my Masters in English literature, I was told, among other things, that I would need to have a C or higher in English from high school. I was like "no sweat, I got an A in that subject in high school and they should already have that documentation seeing as those are the grades I used to get into University in the first place"

Guess what? Naaaah, naaaah! "We don't have all the needed documentation. You will need to send us this documentation in 8 hours"

WELL I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY ABOUT TO GET ON A TRAIN FOR 8 HOURS!!!

Motherfucking document-losing pieces of shit!

Tomorrow morning, they will get a phone call....A PHONE CALL OF ULTIMATE WRATH!!



(hopefully, they will realize that the documentation they need is already sitting on their computers and they will still let me apply. If not, I'll get into my second choice, which is Literature Dissemination. Also pretty cool, but I'm a little butthurt ATM)

[psychic vampire.]

You're... welcome? Sort of?

[D.o.S.]

Holy shit.

When applying for my Masters in English literature, I was told, among other things, that I would need to have a C or higher in English from high school. I was like "no sweat, I got an A in that subject in high school and they should already have that documentation seeing as those are the grades I used to get into University in the first place"

Guess what? Naaaah, naaaah! "We don't have all the needed documentation. You will need to send us this documentation in 8 hours"

WELL I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY ABOUT TO GET ON A TRAIN FOR 8 HOURS!!!

Motherfucking document-losing pieces of shit!

Tomorrow morning, they will get a phone call....A PHONE CALL OF ULTIMATE WRATH!!



(hopefully, they will realize that the documentation they need is already sitting on their computers and they will still let me apply. If not, I'll get into my second choice, which is Literature Dissemination. Also pretty cool, but I'm a little butthurt ATM)

Just email them this:
ಠ︵ಠ凸

[UglyCasanova]

[Disarm D'arcy]

D.o.S has it. So I see terrible university administration is not a disease specific to the French.