The what ever thread...

[D.o.S.]

10/10

[Achtane]

Wait, that one Smiths song that TATU covered was garbage.

[coldbrightsunlight]

The Mexrissey album is actually pretty good (if you like Morrissey).

I do not, but I own it anyways to torture my wife with, as she does. My straight-outta-Mexican sister in law, on the other hand, loves it because it reminds her of authentic Mexican music with Morrissey proto-emo slathered all over it.

I've come to actually enjoy it immensely. It all factors into what I call the Morrissey/Reznor Theory.

It's simple, really, and comes in two pieces:
1) Any cover version of a Morrissey (including Smiths) song is guaranteed to be fantastic. It will always transcend the original, and often times may be the only hit by the covering act. And yet, originals by Morrissey (including the Smiths) are generally awful to listen to and his caterwauling hurts my ears and my soul.

2) Any time that Trent Reznor decides to cover someone else's song, it's immediately transcendant and phenomenal, even when the source material is nigh untouchable and perfect (eg, Joy Division's Dead Souls or Pigface's Suck). This, despite the fact Trent Reznor's actual catalogue is awful and should never be listened to.

Ergo, the most powerful song never recorded was clearly a Morrissey (including the Smiths) song covered by Trent Reznor/Nine Inch Nails. It's probably better this way, as teh sheer power of that pop song might be enough to tear a hole in the Space-Time continuum causing our galaxy to invert into a world where black is white, cats are dogs and I'd shop at Hot Topic and wear a NIN shirt while self-cutting How Soon Is Now? lyrics into my chest while weeping.

I disagree completely with both those points.

That said I would LOVE to hear Trent cover a Morissey song, or vice versa.

[D.o.S.]

[Iommic Pope]

I'm probably the only one that finds that eye roll adorable.

Did you know that Mexicans love Morrissey?

Ok I'm kind of understanding "build the wall and make them pay" now.
That guy should have just said Moreissey fans and it would have all made sense.

[D.o.S.]

0 puffs on the smoke/10 kills it for me.

[D.o.S.]

soemthign something barista thread

[Iommic Pope]

0 puffs on the smoke/10 kills it for me.

That's true. Perhaps her lighter had run dry, hence the eye roll?

I'm going to actually (somewhat) defend that thread (for a change) by saying that while it started as (I thought an obvious) exercise in trolling, it turned into an interesting expose on how sad most of you are.
Also I married a girl I met on the bus in high school who was a sarcastic goth.
If there was a cafe in town with Barristas like eye roll girl I'd frequent it for the sheer attitude.
These are the things I'm into.' Whatever.

[Chankgeez]

[Iommic Pope]

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=53726
You get this now.

[bloatedsack]

weird, i can't seem to quote posts. you will all be denied my fascinating human insights on prior posts in this thread.


also, sexiest eyeroll in all of the Internet's recorded history right up here: https://youtu.be/2UbgcqI1sUA?t=30s

[rustywire]

There needs to be more gothic asian girls in this world

https://youtu.be/5_DvX4bf2sM?t=32s

[spacelordmother]

The Mexrissey album is actually pretty good (if you like Morrissey).

I do not, but I own it anyways to torture my wife with, as she does. My straight-outta-Mexican sister in law, on the other hand, loves it because it reminds her of authentic Mexican music with Morrissey proto-emo slathered all over it.

I've come to actually enjoy it immensely. It all factors into what I call the Morrissey/Reznor Theory.

It's simple, really, and comes in two pieces:
1) Any cover version of a Morrissey (including Smiths) song is guaranteed to be fantastic. It will always transcend the original, and often times may be the only hit by the covering act. And yet, originals by Morrissey (including the Smiths) are generally awful to listen to and his caterwauling hurts my ears and my soul.

2) Any time that Trent Reznor decides to cover someone else's song, it's immediately transcendant and phenomenal, even when the source material is nigh untouchable and perfect (eg, Joy Division's Dead Souls or Pigface's Suck). This, despite the fact Trent Reznor's actual catalogue is awful and should never be listened to.

Ergo, the most powerful song never recorded was clearly a Morrissey (including the Smiths) song covered by Trent Reznor/Nine Inch Nails. It's probably better this way, as teh sheer power of that pop song might be enough to tear a hole in the Space-Time continuum causing our galaxy to invert into a world where black is white, cats are dogs and I'd shop at Hot Topic and wear a NIN shirt while self-cutting How Soon Is Now? lyrics into my chest while weeping.

I disagree completely with both those points.

That said I would LOVE to hear Trent cover a Morissey song, or vice versa.

I agree that I disagree, even if Trent sort of sucks now. I bet TDS era NIN would do a fucking killer cover of "Well I Wonder."

[Mudfuzz]

The Mexrissey album is actually pretty good (if you like Morrissey).

I do not, but I own it anyways to torture my wife with, as she does. My straight-outta-Mexican sister in law, on the other hand, loves it because it reminds her of authentic Mexican music with Morrissey proto-emo slathered all over it.

I've come to actually enjoy it immensely. It all factors into what I call the Morrissey/Reznor Theory.

It's simple, really, and comes in two pieces:
1) Any cover version of a Morrissey (including Smiths) song is guaranteed to be fantastic. It will always transcend the original, and often times may be the only hit by the covering act. And yet, originals by Morrissey (including the Smiths) are generally awful to listen to and his caterwauling hurts my ears and my soul.

2) Any time that Trent Reznor decides to cover someone else's song, it's immediately transcendant and phenomenal, even when the source material is nigh untouchable and perfect (eg, Joy Division's Dead Souls or Pigface's Suck). This, despite the fact Trent Reznor's actual catalogue is awful and should never be listened to.

Ergo, the most powerful song never recorded was clearly a Morrissey (including the Smiths) song covered by Trent Reznor/Nine Inch Nails. It's probably better this way, as teh sheer power of that pop song might be enough to tear a hole in the Space-Time continuum causing our galaxy to invert into a world where black is white, cats are dogs and I'd shop at Hot Topic and wear a NIN shirt while self-cutting How Soon Is Now? lyrics into my chest while weeping.

[dubkitty]

I AM HUMAN
AND I NEED TO BE LOVED