Strange Tales wrote: Well I mean fuck that paradigm shift. Death to weebs. Unless you're talking about people that watch that 3D generated porn? That stuff is funny, can't imagine shootin skeet because of it though.
The whole of VR. So I guess hentai would actually not be a part of that category.
I'm going the opposite way these days. I want my hair downstairs and extra roast beef. Saddens me that girls get parts of their labium minus removed for porn.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
But what if you had been eating a piece of king cake, found the tinybabyjesus and then named your daughter King, which she had issues with, but it didn't matter 'cause she was also really good with the lion guy in Tekken?
I wanna watch Reanimator.
I want a Reuben.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
Achtane wrote:But what if you had been eating a piece of king cake, found the tinybabyjesus and then named your daughter King, which she had issues with, but it didn't matter 'cause she was also really good with the lion guy in Tekken?
snipelfritz wrote:God damn, now I want roast beef (specifically an Italian beef, dipped with hot peppers) and pussy.
Also: very confused about this phrasing. Is the Italian beef dipped in pussy? Or you do want both pussy and a sandwich? Or are there other options I'm unaware of (I've been married for almost nine years; 'kids these days')?
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Pussy is like fire, call her Ghost Pepper
Eat it like Pac-Man, game goes forever
I'm on i-love-fuzz, posting 'bout a broke dick
Got a burrito, but wish it was a sandwich
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
Invisible Man wrote:Last time I had a roast beef sandwich was during the delivery of my second daughter. Wife started pushing before I finished the sandwich.
1) what the fuck is wrong with me
2) roast beef; never again
lol I thought this was a bad joke about your wifes vagina but dang you were eating during the delivery? that's the baylife right there
I thought i was going to have a rush of euphoria like johnny depp does in Blow but i missed the part when he was on a shitload of coke. i was like that's it???
i'm glad i can call you a friend. even if i'll never see you again
