anyone who is truly depressed isn't going to cook frozen burritos in a fucking stove, you imbecile. microwave. if someone ever says they are depressed and you see them cook a frozen burrito in an oven, you call them out for being a fucking phony piece of shit. just like no one who was ever depressed actually wrote a good song, Trent Reznor wrote Hurt after fucking his 18-year old hot topic model girlfriend and got the inspiration from dropping an egg on the ground and figured it would hurt to be that dead chicken. But that dead chicken couldn't feel, because it was a fucking ovum or whatever the fuck, Trent Reznor, you fake-depressed cunt!
The what ever thread...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


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When you accidentally walk down one of those many dark alleys of the Internet:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX8xwVhMrtg[/youtube]
OK...so I wrote this, forgot to hit Submit, but then went back to youtube and it turns out this dark alley was a whole catacombs of wtf.
If you look on YouTube at that song and check most of the recommended vids, you'll notice that most of them are other songs with the word "fart" in the title. Now, that's already weird...what gets even stranger is when you realize that all of these videos are presented in the same exact format, even down to the fact that each channel is labelled "[Band Name] - Topic" Then, you'll notice that most of these songs have full albums by that artist along with them, same format and all. So did someone collect every obscure band/artist with a song with the word fart in it and upload their full album, song by song, onto YouTube. Or...OR...is this some sort of absurdly prolific (yet utterly unknown) parody musician capable of going from experimental electronica, to Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff parody, to heavy southern rock, to garage punk, to nu-metal who NEEDS to have at least one song in each project that has the word "fart" in the title?
Seriously, this is one fucking wacky rabbit hole I've gone down.
(each of these songs appear to have a full album by that artist and some have music videos, and there's more than what I've just posted)
The funniest:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2i2D6J-Vo[/youtube]
The actually best:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJs_iNCvqMg[/youtube]
The weirdest:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkYTIM-1WU[/youtube]
What the fuck have I found?!? Some of these songs have fart in the title but are instrumental, some of them are so literally about people farting:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gp38fqLr3w[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffUrtsuzgSA[/youtube]
Ok, this is the most absurd:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4ahY8f1ek[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX8xwVhMrtg[/youtube]
OK...so I wrote this, forgot to hit Submit, but then went back to youtube and it turns out this dark alley was a whole catacombs of wtf.
If you look on YouTube at that song and check most of the recommended vids, you'll notice that most of them are other songs with the word "fart" in the title. Now, that's already weird...what gets even stranger is when you realize that all of these videos are presented in the same exact format, even down to the fact that each channel is labelled "[Band Name] - Topic" Then, you'll notice that most of these songs have full albums by that artist along with them, same format and all. So did someone collect every obscure band/artist with a song with the word fart in it and upload their full album, song by song, onto YouTube. Or...OR...is this some sort of absurdly prolific (yet utterly unknown) parody musician capable of going from experimental electronica, to Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff parody, to heavy southern rock, to garage punk, to nu-metal who NEEDS to have at least one song in each project that has the word "fart" in the title?
Seriously, this is one fucking wacky rabbit hole I've gone down.
(each of these songs appear to have a full album by that artist and some have music videos, and there's more than what I've just posted)
The funniest:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2i2D6J-Vo[/youtube]
The actually best:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJs_iNCvqMg[/youtube]
The weirdest:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkYTIM-1WU[/youtube]
What the fuck have I found?!? Some of these songs have fart in the title but are instrumental, some of them are so literally about people farting:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gp38fqLr3w[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffUrtsuzgSA[/youtube]
Ok, this is the most absurd:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4ahY8f1ek[/youtube]
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I was listening to Pink Floyd's Animals and it occurred to me that "Ha Ha Charade" would be an interesting band name but in America they'd have to say "Hey Hey Shuh-raid"
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPoIexOXm20[/youtube]
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
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Don't prove him right goddamn it
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Nice.
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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I went to a small local guitar show today. Totally forgot that outside of ILF it's all strat knockoffs and elderbloozdudes. 

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Lol ya.spacelordmother wrote:I went to a small local guitar show today. Totally forgot that outside of ILF it's all strat knockoffs and elderbloozdudes.
There's a thread over on TGP that wants folks to show their Swiss Army knife, lethal small boards ....and dudes post pictures of like 2 of the same overdrive and a tuner.

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This is why I don't go on any other forumsraj007 wrote:Lol ya.spacelordmother wrote:I went to a small local guitar show today. Totally forgot that outside of ILF it's all strat knockoffs and elderbloozdudes.
There's a thread over on TGP that wants folks to show their Swiss Army knife, lethal small boards ....and dudes post pictures of like 2 of the same overdrive and a tuner.
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restore classic YouTube
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Also, am I the only one who's annoyed by YouTube editing?
Not pickin' on this lady, but this style of cuts needs to die:
[youtube][/youtube]
Not pickin' on this lady, but this style of cuts needs to die:
[youtube][/youtube]
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
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