The what ever thread...

[snipelfritz]

I bet you is a qt.

[Strange Tales]

I shaved all of my facial hair off because I wanted to see what I looked like without it and I look like a 15 year old kid again. Bad fucking move.

I hope you are okay.

I did that once, but I was depressed af.

I did it the other way around, trying to change that shit in the other direction and my current facial hair was uneven and awful. Now I look like a kid who is going to be arrested for buying wine coolers with a fake ID.

[tremolo3]

ok, you HAVE TO post a before/after pic (if you haven't already[can't see pics right now[).

[Achtane]

personally i think the clunky plastic claws are weak and don't get into good spaces. if you got yourself one of those bendy metal looks-like-a-squidbot-from-the-matrix buggers there basically isnt a nook or cranny you can't reach. incredible. you find yourself chasing a tiny little siddartha around your house you catch him with one of those metal dealies.
don't squish the buddha mind with plastic robot claws. pluckin single petals off the extradimensional lotus blossom from which the life-waters flow, thats the kind of force control you get with a flex-cable picker. you step to the buddha with plastic claws he will boil you in oil first. you get strapped to a hot plate and forced to watch poorly made documentary footage about the dangers of the plastic industry & get reborn with no hands so you can't wack off as much.

that's why you should get a cable picker, case of siddartha infestation.

[D.o.S.]

case of siddartha infestation.

Band name.

[comesect2.0]

Human meat tastes like pork, hints the name "Long Pig" ...from what I've heard threw the grape vine.

[Achtane]

[snipelfritz]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS6-ml7CcEY[/youtube]

On a vaguely related note, I cooked pork stir fry today and can't get the garlic smell off my fingers.

This is a regular problem in my life.

[Chankgeez]

On a vaguely related note, I cooked pork stir fry today and can't get the garlic smell off my fingers.

This is a regular problem in my life.

Become Buddhist?

[Lurker13]

On a vaguely related note, I cooked pork stir fry today and can't get the garlic smell off my fingers.

This is a regular problem in my life.

It sounds like it could add a little spice to your sex life.

[spacelordmother]

Lemon juice works wonders.

(Probably not for your sex life though)

[Chankgeez]

Now, they're trying to tell us that the girl wasn't raised by monkeys.

[actual]

Protip: wash your hands in cold water after handling smelly food, that way your pores stay closed and the smell doesn't get into your skin.

[snipelfritz]

Protip: wash your hands in cold water after handling smelly food, that way your pores stay closed and the smell doesn't get into your skin.

This is best sounding solution (unless the buddhist thing was implying that garlic stink won't carry through reincarnation).

I found this drawing on my Photobucket account. They are green friends.

[Chankgeez]

No, actually some Buddhists won't eat the root because it'll kill the plant.