The what ever thread...

[Lurker13]

Is it wrong to take a bike you find laying in the woods....I mean kid left it there ..so I thought it was just some dumb kid who thinks bikes grow on trees...I would have hidden it at least...well, then 2 hour's later I see a kid running around looking for the bike .....what have I done.

Suggestion: give it back and tell him the truth, you thought the owner had abandoned it.

[comesect2.0]

Yeah, that's what il do..for realz....gonna take a joy ride first

[snipelfritz]

One time, I found a bike in a lake.

[drolo]

I wish I had had cool maths teachers in school

[Andrew]

Man, I've gotta declutter my room. So much stuff everywhere.

Or atleast get some boxes to store CDs, DVDs and shit.

[Chankgeez]

Yesterday a Chinese tourist asked me how to get to "Independence Palace".

#lostintranslation

[Disarm D'arcy]

Tell him this is America. If he builds it, he can declare it sovereign and have it.

[Invisible Man]

Isn't that what the new administration calls it? It's not inaccurate.

[Chankgeez]

I think this man might have something to say about it:

[snipelfritz]

I just noticed my left nipple is larger than the right.

[comesect2.0]

Man...my left nipple is nothing compared to my right tit. Stupid pre pubescent hormones!

[MechaGodzilla]

I think I pocket-deleted an app on my phone because everything has moved one space over but I can't work out what's missing. I guess that means it wasn't a useful app.

[blakestree]

I think I pocket-deleted an app on my phone because everything has moved one space over but I can't work out what's missing. I guess that means it wasn't a useful app.

This has happened to me, too.

[$harkToootth]

I find a lot of 'Useful' apps require more maintenance than they are worth.
Anyone see that episode of ALWAYS SUNNY when Dennis does the app/bar crawl? That more or less happened to me with my local coffee place. Dude was so hung up about me getting the app. I just want to go in and get a cup of coffee...this isn't a life style commitment or religion for me.

[BitchPudding]

I hate hangovers. Seriously considering dropping drinking all together. I don't have a problem, I just don't like how it makes me feel.