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Achtane wrote:I leaned in and seductively bit the bae's neck...then my glasses got caught in her hair, pulling it, which caused her to rear back and accidentally fling them onto the concrete. So I held onto her shirt like a little kid while she found them.

Take this technique from me, a real smooth motherfucker, and use it well.
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Jah, the way I read into it...it seems like things went well!
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I thought I was watching a David Bowie movie, but it was a young Jamie Lee Curtis...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
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Lmao.
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Fuck, I never realized how grotty my DT 880 headphone pads were. Washed them for the first time in 4 years. :facepalm:

Might buy new ones next payday...
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I've developed a Rise Against drinking game. Drink every time:

-All of the instruments drop out, then after one beat they all come back in loudly
-Background singers say "whoaaa" or any variation thereof. Drink twice if there are two singers.
-There's a pick slide followed by fast chugging

I'm not responsible for any deaths this may cause.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
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sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
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Why would anyone invite a stranger to tour with them? Fortune teller or not.
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I an glad Schnabel is posting again
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And that is my phone's pet name for 'Taner, apparently.
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I am not sure if that's an avatar or what.. but she clearly has decent cans. Just sayin :drool:
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Is that the cooking show bitch?

On a different note: I like the part of Charlie Brown where Linus is impregnated by The Great Pumpkin.
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D.o.S. wrote:I an glad Schnabel is posting again
Sup bb :drool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
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All I'm getting from this tig ol biddies, and thats ok.
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I feel like the Kardashians are treated unfairly.
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UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
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comesect2.0 wrote:Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
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