That is the kind of awkwardly hot nerd shit that I could get into.Achtane wrote:I leaned in and seductively bit the bae's neck...then my glasses got caught in her hair, pulling it, which caused her to rear back and accidentally fling them onto the concrete. So I held onto her shirt like a little kid while she found them.
Take this technique from me, a real smooth motherfucker, and use it well.
The what ever thread...
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WWPD?
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Jah, the way I read into it...it seems like things went well!
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I thought I was watching a David Bowie movie, but it was a young Jamie Lee Curtis...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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Fuck, I never realized how grotty my DT 880 headphone pads were. Washed them for the first time in 4 years.
Might buy new ones next payday...

Might buy new ones next payday...
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I've developed a Rise Against drinking game. Drink every time:
-All of the instruments drop out, then after one beat they all come back in loudly
-Background singers say "whoaaa" or any variation thereof. Drink twice if there are two singers.
-There's a pick slide followed by fast chugging
I'm not responsible for any deaths this may cause.
-All of the instruments drop out, then after one beat they all come back in loudly
-Background singers say "whoaaa" or any variation thereof. Drink twice if there are two singers.
-There's a pick slide followed by fast chugging
I'm not responsible for any deaths this may cause.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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Why would anyone invite a stranger to tour with them? Fortune teller or not.
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I an glad Schnabel is posting again
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And that is my phone's pet name for 'Taner, apparently.
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I am not sure if that's an avatar or what.. but she clearly has decent cans. Just sayinAchtane wrote:

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Is that the cooking show bitch?
On a different note: I like the part of Charlie Brown where Linus is impregnated by The Great Pumpkin.
On a different note: I like the part of Charlie Brown where Linus is impregnated by The Great Pumpkin.
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Sup bbD.o.S. wrote:I an glad Schnabel is posting again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw


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kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.


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All I'm getting from this tig ol biddies, and thats ok.
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I feel like the Kardashians are treated unfairly.