The what ever thread...

[$harkToootth]

100%...my least favorite are the large circumference poops where you feel like your sphincter has been annihilated.
I had a friend who 'allegedly' had to lay down after one of those. I knocked the wind out of him.

[actual]

Sounds hot.

[Invisible Man]

My oldest daughter talks a lot about 'melty poops,' by which she means soft stool.

I might start documenting how much ass I wipe.

[$harkToootth]

Brother, I wipe and kiss ass every-day, every-second of my corporate life
Let's throw 'suck dick' (for me, not your lovely family) in the mix too

[D.o.S.]

Get a Koma field Kit. Mic it up. Sell the tapes (because it's obviously tapes) wrapped in the used diapers. Super Ltd.

[Invisible Man]

Get rich quick-and-dirty scheme.

[$harkToootth]

Actually, DETERGE did the sell tapes in diapers thing already (they weren't used). It was a FUSTY CUNT comp with the concept being 'denial'.

[Kacey Y]

Streetlight Records in Santa Cruz used to have a DAT tape shrinkrapped inside a baby shoe sitting on their shelf as a release, for sale for years in the early-mid 2000's. I was really tempted for years to buy it and never open it. I think it was $35 or something ridiculous like that.

[actual]

Fuck Minimalism we should be talking about 'Wicked Fucking Tuna'

Or why my dealer isn't responding

Fucking number doesn't exist. WHY GOD WHY

[$harkToootth]

I'm going to be invasive and ask what drug you're trying to purchase? Obviously feel free to not answer and/or call me a cunt.
The purpose of this question is if it's a "hard drug" I'm going to plead you reconsider. If it's herb (or even blow) I'll leave it be.
Coming from my 'Music Is A Natural High' T-Shirt

[actual]

Just ritalin maaan, it's cheap and tastes like candy. Got weed and vodka, but it's not the same. Cunt.
I'm curious what you consider a hard drug if blow isn't? You're into adderall right?

[$harkToootth]

I actually stopped taking in recreationally a couple months ago cause I'm a complete moron, and a tool, so that's my way of 'boycotting' Pharma companies (yes, I'm "boycotting" by no longer purchasing a drug I bought illegally). So now the strongest thing I consume is coffee and tea
But yes, Adderall would be hands down my favorite drug

I have a weird argument about blow that I'm not even sure I believe and have no stats to back up :lol:If you were buying opiates or benzos, I would have been like "Ehh...maybe don't?". That said, a very small amount of benzocaine is on some condoms so...I don't know..whatever

[actual]

I don't know why coke and stimulants are considered "better" than depressants. They're all equally good.


btw benzocaine is an anesthetic and not related to benzodiazepines

[$harkToootth]

Oh shit that's what I meant, sorry. I am retarded.

[actual]

so is the guiro a real instrument or is it a joke that all latin musicians are in on?