Shitty movies

[$harkToootth]

I found a bunch of old school Evangelist propaganda films on youtube. I would never watch the full thing but I'm glad they exist.

[MechaGodzilla]

It's even more perplexing to think that a real police department gives Steven Seagal authority.

Steven Seagal's taser uses more electricity in a day than a Texas prison. Where you and I leave a carbon footprint, Steven Seagal pounds his foot into the Earth's ass, and activates his coal-burning boot taser.

[calfzilla]

Looks like @mechagodzilla is my new Crackedhead buddy

[comesect2.0]

Have you seen his new movies calf? His writing is superb.

[calfzilla]

Steven Seagal movies have writers?

[Kacey Y]

Steven Seagal movies have writers?

One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.

[$harkToootth]

If you look at the overall plots...some are not completely moronic. I would even argue there is some 'compassion' in a lot of the films. Individual scenes though...my goodness.

[calfzilla]

Steven Seagal movies have writers?

One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.

Are you sure that's not the choreography director? Or are they both the same person?

[Kacey Y]

Steven Seagal movies have writers?

One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.

Are you sure that's not the choreography director? Or are they both the same person?

Anyone is Steven's assistant, if they're near enough to hear him speak. He just assumes you're doing his bidding.

[$harkToootth]

I need to re-watch this. I'm beginning to love everything about this movie.

[calfzilla]

Steven Seagal movies have writers?

One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.

Are you sure that's not the choreography director? Or are they both the same person?

Anyone is Steven's assistant, if they're near enough to hear him speak. He just assumes you're doing his bidding.

Oh I meant the choreographer and the writer.

[Achtane]

GEOSTORM was really bad
But there was one fantastic scene involving frozen seagulls raining from the sky and smashing into the asphalt all around this girl.
It was like a bad movie that would have come out 15-20 years ago when movie producers had boners for natural disasters for some reason.

[$harkToootth]

I've fallen down the Neil Breen rabbit hole. I'm enjoying this disrupter of my existence but I'm not recommending. There is so many more 'great scenes' than this video shows.
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[calfzilla]

I feel like House and House II should be mentioned.

And Lexx.

And a movie I thought was called Space Invaders but that doesn't seem to exist. It was on Sci-Fi back when it was Sci-Fi.

[Kacey Y]

Might you mean Spaced Invaders? It is a bizarrely terrible film, but I was slightly obsessed with it as a kid because it starred my childhood crush Ariana Richards as a girl who liked to make her own Halloween costumes (which was my jam).

I quite enjoy/relate to the taste of the Good Bad Flicks youtube channel, he did an episode on it:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWa5eSg3Uc[/youtube]