PEDGE! BEE THY NAAAAAAAAAME! ::HONKHONK::

[coupleonapkins]

NOBUDDY AXED BUT HERE'S YEE PEDGE THREAD



OK, I haveta admit - shopping fer my MARK (of integrity!) has been a leedle taxing on m'braincellx, and I almost wanna erase my auctionshitescape and start anew. Sooner than later I will relent and say that I bought that Maserati with an ill-gotten COVID tax credit after burning down a RICKY RAT display at the San Antigua Falls Mall (the last one with a Coconuts that I can remember). Nobuddy got hurt, 'cept those taxpayers! Also, I am going 2 jail

Inna mean thymme (HELMET LP), I am astounded at the level of junk that seller's P. sellin' these days. Does it BOOG? $5000! Still factory fresh but absoultely BORKEN? $9Ksimollians OBOderant! Do it HONK?!? CALL 4 PRIX! It's like a shadow whirled, and Silly Corgan is Dean of Sudanese Affairs (OBSCURE WRESTLING TERM).

Mostly, I am trying to stick to boring schtuff like cables n' picks (could fortify a small iberian hut with all the loosies in this place), but as Black Friday hovers, I wheel try to stay off - but who'meye kiddin'1?! That's prime time to be bored w/ fambly, but IMHOHOHO, nobuddy else is sellin' 'cept Yammazon, D'Zonner, Chet's HouseO'Wheels & whatever has becomme of the remains of Center d'Guitar (mostly blowing out piano legs, at this point).

Anyhow, this is truly a call 4 halp to all my fellow SANTEASE, earl gray, because a) you are WORTH IT b) your habits are OUTTA KONTROL as it is (let's be honess p. wagnerian about it), and C) we LOVE YOU stop buying things fer fuggs sake.

HOWEVER, you should buy that pre-owned wes BENTLEY, that small by-boat-only MANSION you've been eyeing during caddy czechs, endless amounts of PORK BELLIES, and, if you're allowed the space, that fully functioning SALMON FARM that is an absolute steel near Upper Ferry, CANADADIAN WILLDERNEZ (relatively speaking as your Thanksgiving relative you are ignoring on Thanksgiving).

[Gone Fission]

I’m kind of hoping the Chase Bliss Mystery Box sells out before I give in. February delivery for new orders last I looked dampens it a bit. Bonus EAE and MAE pedals does not.

I was on the verge of using a now-expired 20%-off code for an H90 Dark at GC. Never expected my Satan to spring for that. Just trying to push outlays into the new year since the holidays are expensive. Hope the Dark isn’t really “limited” in any meaningful sense.

[crochambeau]

A bolt of gauze and we can pretend to be mummies, keeps us happily distracted for (checks calendar) ...

holy fuck, one month to go!

can't talk now, gotta scramble

(a can of black paint will make ANYTHING a limited edition DARK version)

[Blackened Soul]

Mmm I know I am going to regret saying no more big instrument builds for a year.. (still have a small dumb one I might do but no big woodworking ones) which makes me eye them Schecter 12 strang basses… I don’t need them 12 strang basses but… and I have parts to build one.. but it will have to wait….

[Gone Fission]

Chase Bliss Mystery Box sold out without me buying one, which I’m calling good.

[D.o.S.]

I'm on the waiting list for a big old reggae-style preamp which will be pretty melons-y and just got stompbox built & delivered to do something similar with instrument-level signals, so pedge for the near future is fine with me - the rest of the upcoming purchases are all going to be boringly practical (synth flight case, pedal boards, etc).

[dubkitty]

i'm chewing the inside of my cheek out trying not to buy the Squier Paranormal Esquire Deluxe. it's $270 with the Fender sign-up discount, but i don't have it till i get paid, i'm already in too deep with Affirm regarding the last batch of purchases to stick another one on, and i still have to deal with Christmas shopping which got left off because my GF was in the hospital last weekend. and i'm not entirely certain it suits me. it seems like it may be more aggressive than i am. of course, the only way to tell would be to play one, and the only way to play one is to order it. if the urge doesn't wear off like e.g. my interest in the MXR Layers i guess i'll figure something out after i pay the rent and see where i'm at.

[dubkitty]

Just trying to push outlays into the new year since the holidays are expensive.

counterpoint: if Trump's tariffs go into immediate effect after 1/20 gear prices will skyrocket. a lot lot of modern big-brand stuff is made in China, Fender builds in Mexico, and there's a lot of stuff coming in from Canada now. i would buy everything the fuck i could now--that's why i just spent an inordinate amount on power supplies for everything--before it goes up 20-50%

[Seance]

counterpoint: if Trump's tariffs go into immediate effect after 1/20 gear prices will skyrocket. a lot lot of modern big-brand stuff is made in China, Fender builds in Mexico, and there's a lot of stuff coming in from Canada now. i would buy everything the fuck i could now--that's why i just spent an inordinate amount on power supplies for everything--before it goes up 20-50%

Get a solar battery pack for that pedal board or everything you own might be useless in a few months if Rumpled Stiltskin follows through with his threat to crash the global economy.

Just a reminder. The largest trading partner of the USA is Canada. Second is Mexico.

Forcing Americonsumers to pay more is going to start a domino train of misery and hardship. Now's a good time to stock up on strings for your acoustic instruments! Or get some mallets and you can play "drums" on rusting and rotting surfaces of infrastructure made in the golden days of yore!

[01010111]

I bought a bunch of my big ticket eurorack modules because I'm worried prices are going to skyrocket. I might pick up a few more of the expensive bits that don't have solid alternatives

[coldbrightsunlight]

I got a compressor and a viola pickup, think I was pretty safe to assume santa isn't getting me those. But if by chance you already did, do not be upset because I love comparing things (thunderdome time).

[goroth]

I'm trying to pay for the album we recorded. It is leading to 100% pedge, and possibly even some purge. The worst.

I kind of want to buy Kazrog's True Iron, but I can hardly hear what it does and my mixes aren't good enough for that kind of tone pizazz anyway.

I need to spend significant money fixing the necks on two of my guitars. This is also pedge.

[dubkitty]

i was forced to keep pedge when two separate transactions failed trying to use Klarna on Fender.com. on reflection the Esquire Deluxe wasn’t right for me so i’m OK with it. it clearly wasn’t supposed to be.

[Gone Fission]

Dear Satan, would it be bad to break pedge on an Eventide Rose?

(There’s a current sale on the Rose at dealers with stock. Altomusic.com’s 20% off code BFCM20 is still working and is stacking. The code seems to work on a bunch of things that are often on coupon exclusion lists . . . )

[coupleonapkins]

Dear Satan, would it be bad to break pedge on an Eventide Rose?

(There’s a current sale on the Rose at dealers with stock. Altomusic.com’s 20% off code BFCM20 is still working and is stacking. The code seems to work on a bunch of things that are often on coupon exclusion lists . . . )

Best case Sanrio: you end up with two Roses! So you should probably buy two yourself now, so by Jan 1st you'll have a running chance of a peddleboardt bouquet

Also predominantly to my Satan: I almost bought a Dead Air Classic Clipper, but someone else snagged it while I was shifting my priorities around

Pretty sure it wasn't Satan, but yannebberno