The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[Iommic Pope]

But guys: N.B.FUCKIN.N!!!!

[Twangasaurus]

But guys: N.B.FUCKIN.N!!!!

But dude. Malcolm fucked it up. Also, I'm not going to get it in my area for years.

[Iommic Pope]

Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

[Uncle Grandfather]

It,s below 0 here, have a couple pedals arriving today and an asshole mailman whos going to leave them in the mailbox, I just know it. Gonna have to leave the house more than once this week and while it's cold as ass.

[jfrey]

Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

There should be a font that signifies sarcasm.

[Uncle Grandfather]

Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

There should be a font that signifies sarcasm.

Are you being sarcastic? Or serious?

[jfrey]

Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

There should be a font that signifies sarcasm.

Are you being sarcastic? Or serious?

I'm entirely serious. I find it nearly impossible to recognize sarcasm in text.

[Uncle Grandfather]

Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

There should be a font that signifies sarcasm.

Are you being sarcastic? Or serious?

I'm entirely serious. I find it nearly impossible to recognize sarcasm in text.

You do make a good point. It doesn't translate well unless the author is pretty skilled at writing.

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

sometimes ppl use italics to emphasize sarcasm dont they?

also if it was a font, it should def be comic sans

[jfrey]

sometimes ppl use italics to emphasize sarcasm dont they?

also if it was a font, it should def be comic sans

Italics usually means some sort of emphasis, which may or may not be sarcastic.

[osbornkt]

I can see my breath...In my apartment.
This morning the windows had iced over on the inside from condensation.
This polar vortex bullshit is dumb.

[dubkitty]

well, (writing from the same apartment) i guess there's some upside to having to spend the next three days in a hotel in Richmond doing a SQL programming course when all i want to do is cuddle my kitty and sleep. i got way too habituated to sleeping as an all-purpose depression avoidance strategy in Pocatello. i was gonna ask to jam tonight, but i've refused to play outside when it's warmer than the current inside temperature here. fucking frozenness followed me here from Idaho!

[John]

I'm angry 'cause I had the worst slurpee ever this morning, and the servo dude didn't even bat an eyelid.
Cunt.

Slurpees aren't self serve there? Add that to the giant spiders and fuck y'all, I'm never going to 'Stralia now.

They are, but there was something up with the machine, it blasted the slurpee out like a shotgun.

Spider nest.

[dubkitty]

or one of those deadly little octopuses.

[John]

or one of those deadly little octopuses.

And they come in 5 Slurpee flavors!