Corey Y wrote:t-rey wrote:I worked at a grocery store in high school that a kid got put on fucking notice because he took at least one shit at work every day instead of stocking the goddamn shelves.
I worked at a grocery store when I was 18 and I was shocked by how fucking lazy everyone was. I would gather all the carts, stock the shelves, sweep the floors, clean the break room, compact the cardboard packaging and help someone else with their work and have half a day left. I got put on notice by the assistant manager for working too fast, because if the owners saw it could be done that fast, they'd make everyone work that hard and probably just fire half the people.
So the lesson is...stock the shelves fast, then take a 20 minute shit.
Pretty much...it's interesting how dangerous it can be to be efficient in a workplace. Lazy, loud, and slow seem to be the preferred method of work in 'Murica
I worked at a mom and pop store, so it was just nonstop retardedness most of the time. The owner would smoke and drink in the store. The butchers were hammered drunk more often than not. One of the older dudes that worked as a stocker/bag boy had a crack problem - dude would fall off the wagon and disappear for a few days every couple of months, then just show up and keep working like it hadn't fucking happened. There was always something funny and/or interesting happening in that place.