The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[sonidero]

I've read all mine and the cleanliness depends on when or who's coming over...

I am mildly irritated that I don't live in Coober Pedy yet...

[Achtane]

TRY TO PLAY ME SON
I KNOW YO ASS DIDNT READ ALL THOSE BOOKS...

You need to get this book, man. All of the houses on display are super lived-in.

[tuffteef]

TRY TO PLAY ME SON
I KNOW YO ASS DIDNT READ ALL THOSE BOOKS...

You need to get this book, man. All of the houses on display are super lived-in.

exactly what i want to see!!!

[tuffteef]

I've read all mine and the cleanliness depends on when or who's coming over...

I am mildly irritated that I don't live in Coober Pedy yet...

start rowing yer boat over

[sonidero]

Man I would, I'd be like the Haitians we get here on rafts of tires and plywood...

If only I could be Tor Heyerdahl or Lief Ericson and raft it over there...

[ShaunNecro]

hate when people post pictures of there house on tumblr
and its like all tidy and arranged magazines straight and like meticulously place oranges

im just like BITCH YOU KNOW THAT AINT TRU
WHAT? DO YOU COME HOME AND JUST LIKE NOT TOUCH ANYTHING AND JUST SLEEP OUTSIDE SO IT DOESNT GET MESSED UP
LYIN ASS HOES....

COME HOME SHOES ALLOVER THE PLACE
MADA FUKIN CUPS N SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE
PANTS N SHIT...

LES BE TRILL HERE...
INSTEAD OF SOME FAKE ASS CATALOG LOOKIN PHOTOS OF YOUR STANK PLASTIC SWEDISH DICK HOLE FURNITURE

That's how my mom expects my house to look at all times. I told her that people actually LIVE in my house.

[sonidero]

I grew up in a house that was too clean and spotless and wound up allergic to everything... My Mom could tell if I walked in the dinging room or her room by footprints on the carpet...

You gotta live however you want, some people are OCD and some people are Hippies...

Took me along time to even go to sleep with dirty dishes in the sink...

Now I could give a shit...

People are People so why should it be...

[spacelordmother]

My parents weren't quite that cray, but I definitely feel you on that one, Soni.

I'm an interior designer (though I don't do residential work) and even my house doesn't look like that! I mean, I try (and can def be ocd about neatness and things being where they go) but houses were made to live in. Places like that just feel so lifeless.

[Iommic Pope]

I would love to live the org porn life. I have 2 under 3 and was never great at anything but binge cleaning anyway.
Shit ain't gonna happen.
Teef, you are keeping it real dude. Respect.

[D.o.S.]

I would love to live the org porn life. I have 2 under 3 and was never great at anything but binge cleaning anyway.
Shit ain't gonna happen.
Teef, you are keeping it real dude. Respect.

Definitely thought you were abbreviating "orgy" the first three times I read this.

[Iommic Pope]

Hahaha! Nah, just the organisational porn - the neatness, the having a place for everything....everything going back in that place. No three day old food scraps showing up in strange places, no toddler redecorating. Life like a furniture catalogue.
ORG LYFE.

[D.o.S.]

Binge Cleaning at the Orgy Is a great title for... something.

Like a signature.

[Iommic Pope]

Binge Orgy: The Cleansing

[spacelordmother]

Binge Orgy: The Cleansing

YESSSSSS!

[jfrey]

Came into the office today so that I wouldn't catch any flak from my boss about working remotely so often, and he's not even here today. He's working remotely.