The Doom Room: ILF Edition

[Iommic Pope]

What, no fisherman pants?

[ShaolinLambKiller]

TUMMY STICKS

[ryan summit]

a page of ball busting
cmon
were grown men here
most of us with beard
good stuff
pope aint sweatin his nuts off like us ip here
(shoveling?)
but we be crackin wise and crackin up
all fun and games and yes mouth kisses too

[ShaolinLambKiller]

piss on fun piss on games. it's all about mouth kisses. mouth kisses with scowls.

[Iommic Pope]

Are they vegan? I won't touch it if it isn't vegan....or free range.
I don't know what either of those things mean but all my yuppie friends are into and I can't show up to our next laughing circle with the wrong kind again.
Last time I bought the wrong kind of roset. Hillary shamed me with her laughter and derision.
It burned. Deep.
So I strangled her labradoodle and mailed it to her mothers group.
She doesn't suspect me yet, but I won't risk her ridicule again.

[Iommic Pope]

a page of ball busting
cmon
were grown men here
most of us with beard
good stuff
pope aint sweatin his nuts off like us ip here
(shoveling?)
but we be crackin wise and crackin up
all fun and games and yes mouth kisses too

It's all good man, I can have a giggle. I know I'm ridiculous.

piss on fun piss on games. it's all about mouth kisses. mouth kisses with scowls.

You had me at scowls.....and piss.

[ShaolinLambKiller]

Golden showers from the gods.

[Iommic Pope]

The Doom Room, home of the Golden Scowler.

[ShaolinLambKiller]

I'm still down to do that instant funeral drone thing we all joked about and that should be the name of the track. that's just too gold.

[Iommic Pope]

Yeah I need to figure out a way to record my stuff. Too broke to buy recording shit right now.
Maybe we need a pornogrind collab happening as well?

[ShaolinLambKiller]

all things are possible.

[Iommic Pope]

It's making things probable that gets complicated.

[AxAxSxS]

Meh. The seemingly endless concurrence of personal tragedies and shit luck coinciding with the torrent of awkward events and encounters that makes up my life is probably still hilarious to everyone else, and sometimes is to me, but it is now having the effect of eroding my self confidence and faith in humanity....or what little of those remains.
I am a spaz, and a geek and I have a real hard time fitting in, and I probably come across as some weird asshole, but for Fucks sake, even weird assholes need to get bent every now and again. Being cool ain't got shit to do with it. At least it shouldnt.
I suppose since my life became kids and study and was filled with hectic day to day grind I've become boring and way out of touch. So what. Social currency is for cunts.
End of crab rant.

You should probably move to Seattle, or maybe portland.

It's making things probable that gets complicated.

Yeah, You should probably move to Seattle, or maybe portland.

It is literally not possible to be a spaz weird geek here. You'll just become a local celeb and people will make you eat cheese they made themselves. I hope you like caffeinated beer and seafood.

Oh yeah, legal dooberts you can inject to your hearts content.

[Iommic Pope]

Jesus dude, where do I sign?
Seriously, I'd love to move closer to you guys, pretend I'm living in twin peaks and see flux and warlocks shows all the time.
It never occurred to me my town hates me as much as I hate it.

[whiskey_face]

so speaking of that gomperstomper how close is that stupid fuck beta pedlol to the real thing?

a drunkin idea of this



+ that beta pedlol made me piss myself.