The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[kbit]

I may consider if they're first editions...

[D.o.S.]

johnny winter died.

[dubkitty]

This morning's haiku:

Some days I don't know...
It might not be so bad to
be hit by a bus.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrXY4isgLs[/youtube]

[dubkitty]

seriously, i've thought about walking out in front of a bus since 1980, but it'd be cruel to leave a bus driver with that on their conscience.

[weed_killer]

yeah, I'm feeling like that today as well. Not in a good spot.

[dubkitty]

all the simple ways to top yourself are gone now. the prescription drugs folks used in the 60s and 70s are off the market, cyanide is practically a controlled substance because of terrorism fears and that tainted-Tylenol guy (i thought it was kind of poetic that the extra strength pain reliever killed you instantly!), and there's no way left that's final and dependable that doesn't involve a gun or require implicating others by walking in front of a train or something, and guns are hard to come by even here in the States. what i wouldn't give for sixty barbiturate tablets...i could be your Marilyn Monroe. if i could leave my kitty. but she so depends upon me that i can't forsake her. her chronic diarrhea makes her unadoptable, so the shelter would just kill her, and i can't let that happen. she's way better than that. there's no way out, damn it.

[Andrew]

Some fucker hit and run my car last night, found my mirror completely knocked off.

What the fuck?

[skullservant]

Just like the other week when someone in the middle of the night stole magnets off of the back of my wife's car. Who does that?

[Chankgeez]

Sorry, skully, that was me. Me and my high school buddies were goofing off.

[skullservant]

hahahhaha

[spacelordmother]

Back when I was in high school I went with a friend to buy a drumset. It was supposed to be a done deal, but then the kid started being a dick about taking partial payment "so I'm going to hold onto the cymbals and the kick pedal" and shit. I thought fuck this and so my payback was that I stole a magnet off his (mom's) fridge.



tl:dr My name is Matt and yet I've had a magnet that reads "BRIAN" on my fridge for almost 20 years in apartments and houses all over the country.

[skullservant]

ahahahahah

[the_carl]

Dudes, I don't understand girls at all.

Today I am in the dining hall getting some chocolate milk and this cute girl comes up to me and is like, "I know this is weird but I see you every time I eat here and I'm leaving tomorrow and I wanted to say hi before I left."

Which is great, because now we can totally talk and hang out and stuff since you're not going to be here any more.

This is also the second time this has happened to me in the past two months. Apparently girls who are interested in me do exist, but only choose to identify themselves as soon as they will be unavailable.

[Achtane]

Been trying to fall asleep for like three hours now, by the time I get off work I'll have been awake for 21 if I go to sleep really quickly after I get home. At least I get a couple "days" off after this.
I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN I FOUUUND A JOOOB
AND HEAVEN KNOWWWS I'M MISERABLE NOOOOWWW...

[snipelfritz]

Big, creepy bugs.