
the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thread
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Job interviews suck balls. The best interview I ever had was on acid. I dropped 5 minutes before the phone rang. I was so happy to be called back that I forgot I had dropped. I rushed around getting changed. Jumped in the car and off I went. Was in the carpark when the trip kicked in. That was when I remembered that I had dropped. I thought fuck it I'm here now I might as well just go for it. Was sitting in the reception filling out the paperwork crap and checking out the chick at the reception desk. She was so hot. All I kept thinking about was wanting to eat her pussy out. Then I went in to be interviewed. By that time I was peaking off my head. It went so well that I got the job. Must of though I was a positive happy outgoing person. Gotta love acid! Within 2 weeks I was fired. 

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That's awesome!




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Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
KaosCill8r wrote:Job interviews suck balls. The best interview I ever had was on acid. I dropped 5 minutes before the phone rang. I was so happy to be called back that I forgot I had dropped. I rushed around getting changed. Jumped in the car and off I went. Was in the carpark when the trip kicked in. That was when I remembered that I had dropped. I thought fuck it I'm here now I might as well just go for it. Was sitting in the reception filling out the paperwork crap and checking out the chick at the reception desk. She was so hot. All I kept thinking about was wanting to eat her pussy out. Then I went in to be interviewed. By that time I was peaking off my head. It went so well that I got the job. Must of though I was a positive happy outgoing person. Gotta love acid! Within 2 weeks I was fired.


The chick interviewing me today was a milf. She had a Led Zeppelin iPhone case, a short skirt and my heart forever...wait...what?
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Productive practice with mah drummer today. Working on some smooth ass riffs in 9 

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5 more days until vacation... Haven't had one since July '13. Looking forward to mass sleeps and bow hunting.
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There's a job opening at ZVEX and I'm going to apply, I doubt I get it but at least it'd be something I'm interested in! I don't own any ZVex pedals but that'd be a cool fucking job.
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Wes Mantooth wrote:There's a job opening at ZVEX and I'm going to apply, I doubt I get it but at least it'd be something I'm interested in! I don't own any ZVex pedals but that'd be a cool fucking job.
Do it! I would love that job. I don't own any either, cause apart from the vexter series, I can't afford it, but they make some legitimately awesome stuff.
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Yeah looks like they want an experienced salesperson, which I'm not but fuck. I doubt they'd pay me less than my current job but i'd even take a pay cut and I'd do training and learn everything outside of work hours if it meant I could actually do something I'm interested in!
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Make sure you write that in your motivational letter!
Good luck bro!


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What's the worst that could happen? You don't get the job you don't have anyway?
In other job related news: I had a vague feeling I might get fired/politely asked to aggressively remotivate myself over the last couple of weeks. Boss contacts me -- turns out I'm getting promoted instead.
In other job related news: I had a vague feeling I might get fired/politely asked to aggressively remotivate myself over the last couple of weeks. Boss contacts me -- turns out I'm getting promoted instead.

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FIRST SHOW FOOTAGE.
Potato is quality. but sound is OK.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy50V9pQ3bU[/youtube]
Potato is quality. but sound is OK.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy50V9pQ3bU[/youtube]
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So do you time your signature to your songs or what? 'cause those frogs are digging it.
edit: stupid next page.
edit: stupid next page.
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As long as the frogs like it, then ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE UNIVERSE!

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Volca beats and key are so fucking sick. It took me too long to het my hands on them but im so happy I finally have. So tight.
Also legitimately stoked on this.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw[/youtube]
Yes, I stole it from Reddit. Still utterly amazing though.
Yes, I stole it from Reddit. Still utterly amazing though.