The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[Gone Fission]

Guitarist wants to spend $25 on a band photo shoot.

Am I justified in thinking this is corny? I'd rather put money towards a halfway decent demo or just get someone to take a few pics during a show.

What, you aren't doing the brick wall shot? http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/ ... d_keyid=90

[ChetMagongalo]

band photo shoots are super lame

[BitchPudding]

True that. I feel like the only time there should be a band photo should be a good performance shot. Something just feels way to gradeschool about setting up a shoot on purpose.. No one needs to see my hobbit ass in HD.

[KaosCill8r]

Guitarist wants to spend $25 on a band photo shoot.

Am I justified in thinking this is corny? I'd rather put money towards a halfway decent demo or just get someone to take a few pics during a show.

What, you aren't doing the brick wall shot? http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/ ... d_keyid=90

The shoots on the railroad tracks for the win

[snipelfritz]

This is exactly how I feel, but it might still happen.

I just said we should get someone to take pictures at a gig, but noooooo some cheesy picture is more important than a decent demo apparently.

Besides whipping my dick out how can I this while retaining my dignity and ideally making guitarist regret doing this in the first place? (hanging dong still isn't totally off the table for me)

[gunslinger_burrito]

Stomach is still giving me trouble. I can't decide if I caught a minor bug, or if it's the digestive enzymes not agreeing with me. Usually they help, but I think this different brand I've been using is not sitting well with me.

[D.o.S.]

This is exactly how I feel, but it might still happen.

I just said we should get someone to take pictures at a gig, but noooooo some cheesy picture is more important than a decent demo apparently.

Besides whipping my dick out how can I this while retaining my dignity and ideally making guitarist regret doing this in the first place? (hanging dong still isn't totally off the table for me)

If you're not opposed to the idea of having photos of your band, why not? It's not like $25 is going to move the needle on actually recording anything.

[snipelfritz]

This is exactly how I feel, but it might still happen.

I just said we should get someone to take pictures at a gig, but noooooo some cheesy picture is more important than a decent demo apparently.

Besides whipping my dick out how can I this while retaining my dignity and ideally making guitarist regret doing this in the first place? (hanging dong still isn't totally off the table for me)

If you're not opposed to the idea of having photos of your band, why not? It's not like $25 is going to move the needle on actually recording anything.

It's just posing for pictures I hate. I don't know why we can't just hire someone to snap a couple pics at a gig.

Corpse paint may be in order.

[PetZounds]

This is exactly how I feel, but it might still happen.

I just said we should get someone to take pictures at a gig, but noooooo some cheesy picture is more important than a decent demo apparently.

Besides whipping my dick out how can I this while retaining my dignity and ideally making guitarist regret doing this in the first place? (hanging dong still isn't totally off the table for me)

If you're not opposed to the idea of having photos of your band, why not? It's not like $25 is going to move the needle on actually recording anything.

It's just posing for pictures I hate. I don't know why we can't just hire someone to snap a couple pics at a gig.

Corpse paint may be in order.

Haha, yes!
You should show up to the photoshoot in corpse paint, and be very non-chalant about it.

[snipelfritz]

I think I've convinced him to get a photographer to take some pics at a gig. In part thanks to that link on the last page, lol.

[KaosCill8r]

This is exactly how I feel, but it might still happen.

I just said we should get someone to take pictures at a gig, but noooooo some cheesy picture is more important than a decent demo apparently.

Besides whipping my dick out how can I this while retaining my dignity and ideally making guitarist regret doing this in the first place? (hanging dong still isn't totally off the table for me)

If you want to retain some dignity just hang a little bit of dong out. Just the tip. Then flash some gang sign pointing at it to draw attention to it.

[snipelfritz]

problem is you can crop all that out. That's why I think corpse paint was a better option.

[Twangasaurus]

Corpse paint + Hawaiian shirt.

[KaosCill8r]

Corpse paint + Safari suit .

Fixed

[Twangasaurus]

Corpse paint + Zoot suit .

Fixed

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