The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[hbombgraphics]

FedEx wrecked the 335 I just sold.

dude are you serious?????

That sucks so much

Make sure you file a claim fast, they are the worst with claims

[fishtankdork]

Hopefully you fully insured it. When they wrecked my 58 guild star fire I had the $ back in four days.

[neonblack]

I just went to cash my paycheck and the bank informed me that there's not enough money in the company's account.

My job is too broke to pay me. And the worst part is, its all tips that I earned. I guess its time to hit up the liquor store.

[alexa.]

My head is like "soooo tireeeed, need sleeeeeep"
Then I lie down and after ~5 minutes my body's like "TIME'S UP, NO SLEEP, I'VE GOT ENERGYYYYY"
Then after ~20 minutes the cycle repeats itself.

[UglyCasanova]

My job is too broke to pay me. And the worst part is, its all tips that I earned. I guess its time to hit up the liquor store.

As much as that sucks, that is the worst logic I've ever heard.

On this front: body hurts, anxiety is high, and gf wants to drag me along to a family event two hours from home. Really not feeling it. You know those "cool gf's" on tv that understands how little their hubby wants to do stuff so she tells him to chill at home and play videogames? That would be nice right about now.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Make an offer she can't refuse: watch Festen. She gets the family reunion experience while avoiding the 2 hour drive and you get to stay at home.

[UglyCasanova]

Hahah. Excellent idea. I stayed home though. Haters, in this case her, gonna hate. I just couldn't cope with bland smalltalk and 6-7 kids under the age of 10 today. I'd go a-wall.

[Disarm D'arcy]

I really don't understand how I'm still single. This is the kind of idea that's proof I'm a catch.

Time to frag some zombies or throw barrels at Italian plumbers (whatever you're into).

[KaosCill8r]

Hahah. Excellent idea. I stayed home though. Haters, in this case her, gonna hate. I just couldn't cope with bland smalltalk and 6-7 kids under the age of 10 today. I'd go a-wall.

I'm hearing you dude. I hate those family get togethers with a passion. The only thing that gets me through them is copious amounts of weed. Before, during and after the event.

[phantasmagorovich]

Rehearsal: We swap instruments and after playing my guitar the drummer hands her to me and tells me it needs a fret dress, one of the frets is dead.
I don't know what irks me the most about this. The fact that I have to pay money I don't have to fix this or the feeling of being utterly stupid that he found it and not me.

[alexa.]

^just play it like this, it's called mojo.

[phantasmagorovich]

^just play it like this, it's called mojo.

I might have to for a while to save up some money. But a guitar is a tool and I want it to work. Fuck Mojo!

[D.o.S.]

Fuck Mojo!

Well, exactly.

[alexa.]

It was a joke/funny cop out; referring to the "worn gear has more mojo" thing.
If you didn't even notice it until now, I presume it didn't stifle your playing ability/expression(?) = doing its job.. so technically it's not really broken, right?

[ChetMagongalo]

I really don't understand how I'm still single. This is the kind of idea that's proof I'm a catch.

Time to frag some zombies or throw barrels at Italian plumbers (whatever you're into).

dude being single is fucking awesome, you can still hang with girls on a real intimate level. there's like no cons to being single