Jäke wrote:Welp, I guess it's time to burn all my WHORES schwag because those goddamned sellouts are just way too precious to eat Maruchan Top Ramen everyday.
I assume the next album will harness all the anguish of not being able to find well-mannered butlers for each of your castles and how the assholes at the Lambo factory can't seem to dial in the exact "Waffle House Yellow" for the ultrasuede interior?
Fucking Lamborghini, they haven't been the same since Audi bought them
Congrats on the record deal, Christian. You dudes earned it. That should get you guys some sort of gold star in this day and age of shitheads begging for money on the internet or going on the voice or whatever awful shit is on tv.
conky wrote:For real though, congrats on the new deal. Speaking of deals, our new album will have full European distro. A small label over there is copressing with us so you guys over that side of the pond will be able to snag the album without having to pay a fuck ton for shipping.
Nice!
D.o.S. wrote:Collin Feral is a pretty rad band name.
YES.