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Well, here, where we have FREEDOM, I blow up cafes a coupla times a month. Usually coffee shops though.
I feel sorry for the rest of the world, living in their invisible prisons #getrekt

Iommic Pope wrote:

Twangasaurus wrote:I slept through a local bikie gang blowing up a cafe near my house.

I am so glad Newman made that shit illegal in QLD.

Made what illegal? Outlaw biker clubs. That was a bad move in my opinion. When something becomes illegal they just go underground. It's is harder to keep an eye on someone when they are not out in the open. The outlaw biker clubs just find different loopholes and ways to operate just like any other criminal organisation.

Sorry man, I was being a smartarse.
I just meant blowing up cafes and being a member of a bikie club (as opposed to any other individual) who would do so.

We really need a special font for being facetious.
And for sarcasm.

Dry humour does not work in this format.

Achtane wrote:Well, here, where we have FREEDOM, I blow up cafes a coupla times a month. Usually coffee shops though.
I feel sorry for the rest of the world, living in their invisible prisons #getrekt

Basically, what I was driving at.

Iommic Pope wrote:Sorry man, I was being a smartarse.
I just meant blowing up cafes and being a member of a bikie club (as opposed to any other individual) who would do so.

We really need a special font for being facetious.
And for sarcasm.

Dry humour does not work in this format.

No need to be sorry. Just don't fuckin do it again.....

Hey, Greenfuz:

http://money.msn.com/business-news/arti ... d=17879429

I touched something which had some scented oil on it. Now my hand smells. I keep sniffing it.

Artistic inspiration. God damn.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xukdvIHMiXo[/youtube]

Customs has been holding back a package for me since friday.

I've had this song stuck in my head all day.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxpLiQgdTI0[/youtube]

Not the worst song to have playing at the back of your head. I once had 'little drummer boy' on repeat for over a month. It was hell. My gf listened to christmas songs an entire summer a few years back also, haha. Those were strange times!

I was thinking tonight at work that there should definitely be a porn based on the Johnny Cash song, "The Legend of John Henry's Hammer".
Even if there's already a porno version of the story. There might well be.

Like, the setup could be that there's this BBW so, uh, BB that no man is capable of satiating her hambeast lust. Every man on the line has attempted to push his way through her massive folds, to no avail. But of course our man John with his massive BBC "hammer" appears. This is where they can use lyrics directly from the song:
"Swing that hammer down three times
Pay you a nickel a day for every inch you sink it to"
And so on, at opportune moments.

So John's making good progress but then this big boss man comes in to totally cuck him with a steam drill...drilldo. He's all "You so high and mighty with all them muscles, boy, but you 'bout through. This steam drill(do)'s gonna take a little vinegar outta you,"
Then the DP man-machine fuck contest begins. We're really going for a lot of fetishes at once, here. It turns into a public fuck-off. "Two thousand people hollered 'go, John Henry'" and shit gets insanely acrobatic. Eventually the drilldo blows up from sheer friction as the wo-mountain utters a horrible sigh and John Henry emerges victorious. However, as we know, his heart just couldn't take the strain. He fucked himself to death. But every hopeful amateur porn producer makes a pilgrimage to his grave in hopes that it will bring them good fortune.
"You sure was a hammer swinger."
The end.

Feel free to PayPal me $10k for the rights to this production.

This is a kickstarter if ever i saw one.

UglyCasanova wrote:No the worst song to have playing at the back of your head. I once had 'little drummer boy' on repeat for over a month. I was hell. My gf listened to christmas songs an entire summer a few years back also, haha. Those were strange times!

I have banned Christmas songs in any place I live. Will destroy any Christmas cd or tape played. Fuck Christmas. That said, when I have kids I will probably have to change that point of view. But until then, bah humbug!!!

KaosCill8r wrote:

UglyCasanova wrote:No the worst song to have playing at the back of your head. I once had 'little drummer boy' on repeat for over a month. I was hell. My gf listened to christmas songs an entire summer a few years back also, haha. Those were strange times!

I have banned Christmas songs in any place I live. Will destroy any Christmas cd or tape played. Fuck Christmas. That said, when I have kids I will probably have to change that point of view. But until then, bah humbug!!!

There are only two good christmas related things in modern culture:

"Xmas has been x'ed" by NoFX.

The Christmas Episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Least in my view anyway.