Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 10:33 pm
What a depressing thought. Not death but the 58 piece emo band. That would suck balls.
bob the r0bot wrote:Seems to depend where you are. In the US there's no marriage for immediate family, but every state handles fuckin' differently; Jersey stops caring when you're 18, Ohio only cares if its your parent, Utah doesn't give a shit, and every else has jail time ranging from 5 years to life, Georgia being one of the later.
Oddly enough though, seems that all the states who dole out life sentences are cool with you marrying your first cousin.
tetris is impossible to hate you fuck face
tetris is a mathematical truth that transcends humanity. its literally universal. the pieces are every way you can arrange four shapes with four sides. they fall because gravity is everywhere. the gaps must be filled. whether a row is full or empty is meaningless, both are equivalent as they have no entropy, the perfection of oblivion. efficiency is rewarded. there are no statements that rely on cultural context, or even biological context. hating tetris is like hating the universe, we're fucking in it idiot, this is what we are, we are made of tetris
Genius!Achtane wrote:tetris is impossible to hate you fuck face
tetris is a mathematical truth that transcends humanity. its literally universal. the pieces are every way you can arrange four shapes with four sides. they fall because gravity is everywhere. the gaps must be filled. whether a row is full or empty is meaningless, both are equivalent as they have no entropy, the perfection of oblivion. efficiency is rewarded. there are no statements that rely on cultural context, or even biological context. hating tetris is like hating the universe, we're fucking in it idiot, this is what we are, we are made of tetris
Someone on the first page of this stupid-ass thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=3660144phantasmagorovich wrote:Genius!Achtane wrote:tetris is impossible to hate you fuck face
tetris is a mathematical truth that transcends humanity. its literally universal. the pieces are every way you can arrange four shapes with four sides. they fall because gravity is everywhere. the gaps must be filled. whether a row is full or empty is meaningless, both are equivalent as they have no entropy, the perfection of oblivion. efficiency is rewarded. there are no statements that rely on cultural context, or even biological context. hating tetris is like hating the universe, we're fucking in it idiot, this is what we are, we are made of tetris
(Who wrote this? I want to award that person the throne of the internet.)
I think you might be able to save $5.00 and just buy a set of anal beads. Wearing them in there would probably help in eliminating depression.Achtane wrote:http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724
futuresailors wrote:Obviously you have to go back to college.