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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:05 pm
by Achtane
The only way I've ever heard it used is, yeah, like weak at the knees, like "that shit made me weak".
"I'm so weak right now".
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:09 pm
by futuresailors
Turn ons include cars circling around and soda-can projectiles.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:58 am
by Mudfuzz
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:42 am
by echodeluxe
i just fell asleep on the couch in my office and snored so loudly that the customer service team outside my office heard me. i woke up to them laughing.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:59 pm
by BitchPudding
I once snared so loud it scared my dog and he attacked my face. It was brutal.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:43 am
by 01010111
Maybe it's just be me being old, but why are septum piercings a thing now? I always viewed them as the worst piercing, but for some reason they're now in vogue.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:46 am
by Mudfuzz
wfs1234 wrote:Maybe it's just be me being old, but why are septum piercings a thing now? I always viewed them as the worst piercing, but for some reason they're now in vogue.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:49 am
by snipelfritz
Bitch, my septum is a rebel, all deviated and sheeit.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:11 pm
by Dandolin
You should hear a cow with a nose ring snore. At least once in your life.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:55 am
by snipelfritz
Dandolin wrote:You should hear a cow with a nose ring snore. At least once in your life.
Hmmmmm, I get the feeling that will never happen to me, and I don't mind.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:32 am
by Achtane
My friend's nose ring makes her snoring sound like a really sad party horn.
I love it.
Long, hanging navel piercings are the worst kind.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:48 am
by snipelfritz
I just wrote a joke:
"I sit down when I pee. It's not that weird because I shit standing up."
One of these days, I'll try stand-up (comedy) again.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:55 am
by KaosCill8r
BitchPudding wrote:I once snared so loud it scared my dog and he attacked my face. It was brutal.
I could imagine
My cat attacks me all the time when I'm sleeping. I'm a restless sleeper and he gets shitty when I disturb his sleep. Why he insists on sleeping on my pillow I'll never know.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:09 pm
by D.o.S.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:23 pm
by Achtane
I sat on a toilet in a movie theater last night and my balls touched the water.
It was unpleasant.
And I saw Jurassic World, so it was actually not the worst part of my theater experience.
