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Or, as it would come to be known, the birth of Steely Dan.

Shot some guns for the first time in like, 7 years. .45 1911, .44 magnum, ridiculous pistol grip 12 gauge shotgun.

My nerves were strong, shit is terrifyingly exciting

Strange Tales wrote:

Iommic Pope wrote:Clubs fucking suck, dude.

Meet girls on the bus.
That's how I got married.

Alternatively:

Clubs fucking suck, dude.

Don't meet girls ever.
Just jerk off and watch anime.

I'M FOREVER FUCKING ALONE.

MOTHERFUCKER DO NOT TURN THIS INTO A THREAD ABOUT MORRISSEY!
I WILL DESTROY YOU!


On serious note, have a hug.

Don't EVEN tickle me, smootchum.

Strange Tales wrote:

Iommic Pope wrote:Clubs fucking suck, dude.

Meet girls on the bus.
That's how I got married.

Alternatively:

Clubs fucking suck, dude.

Don't meet girls ever.
Just jerk off and watch anime.

I'M FOREVER FUCKING ALONE.

Got you covered.



Lamias give the best hugs.

Mudfuzz wrote:

If that's the Koala Sanctuary I think it is, I used to work there.

At least an anime wank pillow won't give you chlamydia.

Unlike a koala.

But you had "Warning don't rape the koalas" sign right? so it shouldn't be a issue...

The koala I petted was 85% grease 15% big yellow shit stain. Maybe I got a bad one.

kbithecrowing wrote:Shot some guns for the first time in like, 7 years. .45 1911, .44 magnum, ridiculous pistol grip 12 gauge shotgun. My nerves were strong, shit is terrifyingly exciting

as an owner of a, "ridiculous pistol grip 12 gauge shotgun"
Did it have the stock removed or something?

Mudfuzz wrote:But you had "Warning don't rape the koalas" sign right? so it shouldn't be a issue...

… in Soviet Union koala rape you!!!

Jero wrote:

kbithecrowing wrote:Shot some guns for the first time in like, 7 years. .45 1911, .44 magnum, ridiculous pistol grip 12 gauge shotgun. My nerves were strong, shit is terrifyingly exciting

as an owner of a, "ridiculous pistol grip 12 gauge shotgun"
Did it have the stock removed or something?

I kinda wanna ridiculous pistol grip .410 bore shotgun with M16-style sights.

… or, alternately, I'd take this entire package:

Hot damn.

Muds: we had signs like that, but I'm pretty sure some money changed hands with some of the more elite Japanese tour buses that came through from time to time.

Twang: they're all like that.

Jero wrote:

kbithecrowing wrote:Shot some guns for the first time in like, 7 years. .45 1911, .44 magnum, ridiculous pistol grip 12 gauge shotgun. My nerves were strong, shit is terrifyingly exciting

as an owner of a, "ridiculous pistol grip 12 gauge shotgun"
Did it have the stock removed or something?

Naw it looked like it was built that way. The dude had just got it for his wedding present

Great advertising:

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Miami Vice is sooo good and relevant...

I got free Doritos at the 7-11.:.