Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:38 am
I'm more concerned about "trapping" one's arm pits. Whose pits are running free and at risk of escaping?
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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:41 am
so i inadvertently circuit bent my mpc. now when u press a pad it glitches out and plays like 5 pads all fucked up sounding forever and ever. hehe
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:50 pm
bob the r0bot wrote:Over the course of 4 hours, the phrase, "Trap your armpits in a whirlwind of zest mists and woman advances," that was printed on the back of an Old Spice deodorant has spawned a debate in my facebook feed that seems to have ended a few friendships and simultaneously stocked both sides with enough ammo to keep the radfem-redpill war going for the next twenty years. Thanks Old Spice
isn't facebook amazing?
Dr. Sherm, I can't tell if that's a good thing or a major bummer
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:32 pm
i mean the glitch sounds kinda cool. but it doesn't go back to normal now. i ordered a new volume board so it should be all good in a few days.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:57 pm
Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.
Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.
Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 11:16 pm
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:27 am
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:03 am
Throughout my entire life the only physical feature I have ever been consitently complimented on is my hands and 100% of the time the compliment comes from an overly enthusiastic middle aged polish woman. It's bloody weird and I think I'm starting to form a bit of a complex about it.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:48 pm
Well, hey now, pretty fingers, what are you up to? Care for some late supper? Perhaps some.......dip?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:24 pm
THEY WANT YOUR KIELBASA
teeheeheehee
teeheeheehee
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:37 pm
I dunno guys, I think the day I accept the offer of dip is the day I wake up in an alley in china town with hooks for hands.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:27 am
Hooks for hands. When you're a kid, a man with hooks for hands sounds intriguing. As an adult, you realize he would be both sad and oddly untrustworthy.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:59 am
Strange Tales wrote:Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.
Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.
you should have said 'i would fuck your brains out'
takes notes from eivind. be a wild bitch who is aiming TO CHOP. GUTS.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:16 am
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:49 am
resincum wrote:Strange Tales wrote:Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.
Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.
you should have said 'i would fuck your brains out'
takes notes from eivind. be a wild bitch who is aiming TO CHOP. GUTS.
GOD DAMN IT. I need a hook up to the Eivind hotline apparently.