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Strange Tales wrote:resincum wrote:Strange Tales wrote:Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.
Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.
you should have said 'i would fuck your brains out'
takes notes from eivind. be a wild bitch who is aiming TO CHOP. GUTS.
GOD DAMN IT. I need a hook up to the Eivind hotline apparently.
Deals:friendship wrote:You motherfuckers think I won't fuck up a couple octoroks and assemble the Triforce?
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
Eivind August wrote:Strange Tales wrote:resincum wrote:Strange Tales wrote:Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.
Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.
you should have said 'i would fuck your brains out'
takes notes from eivind. be a wild bitch who is aiming TO CHOP. GUTS.
GOD DAMN IT. I need a hook up to the Eivind hotline apparently.
I can hook your nipples to a car battery?
Invisible Man wrote:Strange Tales: putting the ‘weeb’ in ‘dweeb’ since whenever.
snipelfritz wrote:Bertstrips...
morange wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Bertstrips...
Holy shit
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
resincum wrote:wait I think I confused eivind with vidret LOL
Deals:friendship wrote:You motherfuckers think I won't fuck up a couple octoroks and assemble the Triforce?
Eivind August wrote:for a glorious moment there people thought I had sex regularly, and it felt great.
kusherment wrote:Weed is kushed by hitting other weed.
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
snipelfritz wrote:morange wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Bertstrips...
Holy shit
Yeah. I've been systematically reading through the whole subreddit at work. It just keeps going! Just never-ending depravity...
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.
D.o.S. wrote:I'm fucking stupid and no one should operate under any other premise.
