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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:11 am
by Eivind August
Strange Tales wrote:resincum wrote:Strange Tales wrote:Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.
Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.
you should have said
'i would fuck your brains out'
takes notes from eivind. be a wild bitch who is aiming TO CHOP. GUTS.
GOD DAMN IT. I need a hook up to the Eivind hotline apparently.
I can hook your nipples to a car battery?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:26 am
by snipelfritz
Why did I always think your name was E
Lvind?
You guys, halp, I'm addicted to Bertstrips...
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:45 am
by Strange Tales
Eivind August wrote:Strange Tales wrote:resincum wrote:Strange Tales wrote:Some girl on tinder asked me what I would do if zombies surrounded me.
Apparently "Play noise music to drive them away, or die trying." wasn't the sexy vote of confidence she was looking for.
you should have said
'i would fuck your brains out'
takes notes from eivind. be a wild bitch who is aiming TO CHOP. GUTS.
GOD DAMN IT. I need a hook up to the Eivind hotline apparently.
I can hook your nipples to a car battery?
now we're cooking with gas
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:46 pm
by morange
electricity
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:57 pm
by morange
snipelfritz wrote:Bertstrips...
Holy shit
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:48 pm
by snipelfritz
morange wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Bertstrips...
Holy shit
Yeah. I've been systematically reading through the whole subreddit at work. It just keeps going! Just never-ending depravity...
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:14 pm
by resincum
wait I think I confused eivind with vidret LOL
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 5:32 pm
by Eivind August
resincum wrote:wait I think I confused eivind with vidret LOL
Yeah, I know, but for a glorious moment there people thought I had sex regularly, and it felt great.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 5:47 pm
by D.o.S.
Eivind August wrote:for a glorious moment there people thought I had sex regularly, and it felt great.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:17 am
by bob the r0bot
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:25 pm
by Jeff-7
Some British dudes are looking to build Minas Tirith.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/real ... s-tirith#/
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:30 pm
by Chankgeez
Dave Coverdale kinda looks like somebody's grandma:
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:54 pm
by BitchPudding
snipelfritz wrote:morange wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Bertstrips...
Holy shit
Yeah. I've been systematically reading through the whole subreddit at work. It just keeps going! Just never-ending depravity...
I forget how I stumbled upon that sub, but its so good. Gives me the warm fuzzies inside.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:14 pm
by kbit
Im considering crematory technician as my next form of employment. Anyone got any first/second hand experience in the matter?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:18 am
by sonidero
Gross...
Young girls are girls...
