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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:28 pm
by KaosCill8r
D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
That's what I was just thinking.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 7:42 pm
by kbit
Achtane wrote:D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
Word.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
Adorbz
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:24 am
by kbit
Today, I saw a man wearing a Burzum tshirt at a roulette table; he smoked his smoke patiently waiting for the results.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:33 am
by BitchPudding
Got my first paying gig this weekend, and I'm still just like "I'm just here to play bass badly".
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:51 am
by goosekevin
the flu sucks
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:06 am
by Strange Tales
I started going to the gym yesterday for the first time in a couple years, and now I feel like my entire muscle and skeletal system has been replaced with bricks.
I want to go back to being a lazy piece of shit already.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:20 pm
by BitchPudding
Ive been eating salads and diet related things. Pretty sure I can hear my stomach screaming.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:44 pm
by D.o.S.
Achtane wrote:D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
Word.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
Definitely misread that as "kink the fuck out of me" and that is how it's going to stay.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:12 pm
by ChetMagongalo
Strange Tales wrote:I started going to the gym yesterday for the first time in a couple years, and now I feel like my entire muscle and skeletal system has been replaced with bricks.
I want to go back to being a lazy piece of shit already.
It gets easier if you keep at it. your body is just adjusting
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:55 pm
by snipelfritz
Don't be fools. Go get a Pastrami sandwich...mmmmmm
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:03 pm
by Achtane
D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
Word.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
Definitely misread that as "kink the fuck out of me" and that is how it's going to stay.
same thing
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:59 pm
by WayToHip
snipelfritz wrote:Don't be fools. Go get a Pastrami sandwich...mmmmmm
Shit, I got a triple whopper. What a fool I am.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:10 am
by Twangasaurus
If I even win the lottery I'm starting up a Quaalude factory just for me.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:19 am
by snipelfritz
WayToHip wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Don't be fools. Go get a Pastrami sandwich...mmmmmm
Shit, I got a triple whopper. What a fool I am.
Oh no, that's pretty good too.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:50 am
by Inconuucl
I wish my stomach could stand fast food without trying to stage a coup de etat.
