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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:35 pm
by foomanfat
I feel y'all. I've been perusing PlayAsia's 250 pages of figures and statues all afternoon.
Megahobby is doing G.E.M. series Pokemon figures. Got the Jessie and Wobbuffet set this past week.
James and Meowth come out on the 30th. Misty w/ Psyduck and Togepi and Ash w/ Pikachu and Charmander come out next month.

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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:37 pm
by Iommic Pope
Achtane wrote:BDSM + ADHD + OCD tendencies (which should be a band name) is amusingly terrible.

The headphones keep falling out but she can't use her hands, so I have to put them in. Have you ever tried to put earbuds in someone else? It's fucking difficult.
And then this song sucks.
The stuff around her hands is too tight. But don't take it off, either.
Can you move the ankle thing down some?
Can you move the blindfold strap?
The other one is stronger.
That one, you have to get in a really specific spot.
And then if something's feels off by a millimeter, because she can't see it's amplified and super distracting, apparently.
JUST SHUT UP AND CUM. Which is probably what I should have said.

Yeah that last part.
Dominate or get the fuck out, dude.
She's either subbing or you're taking requests from someone who is so lazy they tied themselves up to get out of Doig it for themselves.
Sort out your safe words beforehand, take control.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:52 am
by Achtane
Yeah you're right. There's no such thing as a polite rapist.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 2:38 am
by Iommic Pope
:lol:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:31 am
by D.o.S.
Mr. Connery that is 'polite riposte'.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:31 am
by kbit
^ :lol:

I stopped using Tinder over a month ago but I still get notifications of new matches every now and then.
At least half of those notifications hit my phone around 7am. Who are these women and why are they swiping so early?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:38 pm
by futuresailors
They tinder while they poop.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:50 pm
by BitchPudding
Tinder poops are this generations morning coffee. Damn kids.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:52 pm
by BitchPudding
foomanfat wrote:I feel y'all. I've been perusing PlayAsia's 250 pages of figures and statues all afternoon.
Megahobby is doing G.E.M. series Pokemon figures. Got the Jessie and Wobbuffet set this past week.
James and Meowth come out on the 30th. Misty w/ Psyduck and Togepi and Ash w/ Pikachu and Charmander come out next month.

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Shit, id get that for the Wobbuffet tbh. I mean, wynaut?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:20 pm
by spacelordmother
BitchPudding wrote:Shit, id get that for the Wobbuffet tbh. I mean, wynaut?

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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:22 pm
by Strange Tales
BitchPudding wrote:Tinder poops are this generations morning coffee. Damn kids.


I mean I tinder right when I wake up. It's oddly therapeutic judging people based on looks the first second I open my eyes.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:28 pm
by BitchPudding
I mean, guess thats smart if your gonna be waking up with someone possibly. If your post wet dream brain thinks you woke up next to the left ass nut of beezelbub then maybe left swipe?

Lol, tinder is weird. But im oblivious when it comes to women. She had to ask me out before I got the message. So take that however.

Its still weird tho.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:29 pm
by Strange Tales
Oh I'm worse. I don't actually talk to girls on tinder that's fucking weird. I think the last person I messaged on tinder I asked "What's the darkest thing you can think of?" because I was trying to write shitty lyrics.

I told someone they were lying when they said they were into me.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:35 pm
by D.o.S.
Swipe right on life, breaux.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:49 pm
by Strange Tales
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