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Formed a new band and decided to quote Lightning Bolt and make a contact mic mask for vocals. Was unsure cause I didn't wanna feel like a bolt copy.

Then senpai fucking noticed me.

So yea, I'll take that as approval of my shenanigans.

BitchPudding wrote:All I ever learned about animals from movies is skunks want to bang cats.

Back when sexual assault was just a silly misunderstanding.

Such sweet times.

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Bored, dicking around on craigslist, I see a band posting looking for a drummer with:

Influences include: Jack White/White Stripes, Death From Above 1979, Public Enemy, Queens of The Stone Age, Royal Blood, Beastie Boys, Led Zeppelin, The Hives, Iggy Pop, etc.

I'm about ready to cream my jeans when I get to the part about them being in 8th grade.

You should totally do it. It'll be just like School of Rock

BUT IF YOU WANNA BE THE TEACHERS PET, BABY YOU JUST BETTER FORGET IT

I don't remember Jack Black fucking any hawt brawds in that movie...or any movie...

other than that "I'm a mime!" bit from Saving Silverman...

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Yeah! Fuck NASA!
Why the fuck don't we all have jet packs and robot maid's, NASA?!
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?!

:10 "The human race is waiting on buses and we're going to have a poop explosion, so fuck you you pieces of shit?"

I'm honestly not sure what that dude was saying like 90% of the time.

It's so cool when LA gang members get into science, though.

and where's my fucking flying car? the future was a big lie.