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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 3:06 pm
by bloatedsack
I once knew a stripper who worked the Smiths and Joy Division into her sets, her lapdances are unforgettable because of the things I experienced to Morrissey's falsetto whines.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 2:41 pm
by Achtane
IT'S ALL OVER, ALL OVER, ALL OVER MAHHHH
FAY-AY-AY-AYY-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:25 am
by Disarm D'arcy
Would crime rate lower in the US if cops where to eat vegan nut mixes instead of doughnuts?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:33 am
by cedarskies
Just went through airport security with a bag full of pedals and was told it was 'an x-ray nightmare'
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:27 am
by Disarm D'arcy
Haha
With the looks I get when I take on thru, the bag must have been a treat!
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:44 am
by bob the r0bot
Happy 909 day
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydCDro4YerY[/youtube]
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:33 pm
by D.o.S.
cedarskies wrote:Just went through airport security with a bag full of pedals and was told it was 'an x-ray nightmare'
Yeah shit happens sometimes. They're usually pretty chill about it though.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:41 pm
by snipelfritz
Make poopoo. Me make poopoooooo!
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:54 pm
by snipelfritz
Stand-up Comedy Joke:
"I read something about new drug-resistant bacteria. So it turns out D.A.R.E. worked for someone."
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 3:48 am
by 01010111
I'm writing a text adventure game as a gift and it's working better than I thought it would...
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:33 pm
by rustywire
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 2:04 am
by 01010111
I'm not looking forward to retro 2000's being trendy.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:55 pm
by bob the r0bot
You ready to bump some Rap Rock in the car too?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:28 pm
by D.o.S.
bob the r0bot wrote:You ready to bump some Kid Rock in the car too?
FTFY
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:05 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Is the goiter of politicians erogenous?
