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Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:03 pm
by blakestree
I do that once a week. Ladies love les velcro.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:22 pm
by snipelfritz
Psshhh, I buzz the sides, but coif the shit out of top. My hair was a gift from god and it would be a shame not to share it with the world. Y'all can be weak, lesser men with your Anthony Fantano-ass thumb for a head.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:23 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
If you were on Snapchat, you'd knew your hair game is obviously second to mine.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:24 pm
by Inconuucl
Disarm D'arcy wrote:If you were on Snapchat, you'd knew your hair game is obviously second to mine.
Every time I get a snap from you I make bets with myself on whether it's a haircut post or not. :lol:

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:28 pm
by snipelfritz
Well, I have (after today) three more days of this job, and most of our lead subscriptions have lapsed, sooooo I just kind of need to show up and sit around at this point.

At least Stop Making Sense is on YouTube.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:29 pm
by D.o.S.
snipelfritz wrote:Psshhh, I buzz the sides, but coif the shit out of top. My hair was a gift from god and it would be a shame not to share it with the world. Y'all can be weak, lesser men with your Anthony Fantano-ass thumb for a head.
I know you live in Wisconsin but that doesn't make the Hitler Youth hair a requirement.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:31 pm
by snipelfritz
Says the skinhead.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:33 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Inconuucl wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:If you were on Snapchat, you'd knew your hair game is obviously second to mine.
Every time I get a snap from you I make bets with myself on whether it's a haircut post or not. :lol:
And I bet you love those. The sight of that thick wavy dark hair beautiful held up with expensive clay. You want to dive in it like in the warmth of the Mediterranean sea.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:37 pm
by D.o.S.
snipelfritz wrote:Says the skinhead.
:lol: :lol: :lol: We should start a neo-NaziFolk band.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:57 pm
by Iommic Pope
D.o.S. wrote:So I accidentally buzzed my head without the plastic bit that keeps you from looking like Spoon Boy from The Matrix. Which is fine, whatever, but I did not realize your hair turned into velcro when it was this short and this is the most annoying shit ever.
Hahaha! Welcome to my world of 2 day growth!
D.o.S. wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:Psshhh, I buzz the sides, but coif the shit out of top. My hair was a gift from god and it would be a shame not to share it with the world. Y'all can be weak, lesser men with your Anthony Fantano-ass thumb for a head.
I know you live in Wisconsin but that doesn't make the Hitler Youth hair a requirement.
Yeah, Nazi haircuts might be "in" right now, but they'll go out of style at some point and you'll just look like a bunch of middle class racists that were confused about a few things in life.

Looking like Bruce Willis never gets old.
Even if Bruce does.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:46 am
by Eivind August
Iommic Pope wrote:Looking like Patrick Stewart never gets old.
Neither does Patrick Stewart.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:00 am
by snipelfritz
Eivind August wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Looking like George Costanza never gets old.
George Costanza was in the pool.
Bald! Bald! Bald!

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:35 am
by Iommic Pope
Eivind August wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Looking like Patrick Stewart never gets old.
Neither does Patrick Stewart.
snipelfritz wrote:
Eivind August wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Looking like George Costanza never gets old.
George Costanza was in the pool.
Bald! Bald! Bald!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I look (a bit) like a less hipster (and much less fit) version of Al Kavadlo.
I wish I was as ripped as that dude.

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:37 am
by Disarm D'arcy
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens when a doctor eats an apple a day? Does he like lose his medical abilities? Develop dissociated personalities? Die?

Re: The what ever thread...

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:48 am
by Iommic Pope
Becomes unattractive to other doctors.
Has to date nurses.
Gross.