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But...no 'tatoes?

Hey, nobody ever said being Buddhist was easy.

(Besides, potatoes are of the New World.)

My lips purse, like a cat’s arse that’s brushed against nettles.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... jay-rayner

the older I get the more I need to read something while taking a dump....

comesect2.0 wrote:the older I get the more I need to read something while taking a dump....

I have to grab the iPad before dumping out. Check the B/S/T.

Cigarettes, coffee/cola/energydrinks and my smartphone with ILF, reverb, ebay or whatever on it, are my shitter necessities.

actualidiot wrote:Cigarettes, coffee/cola/energydrinks and my smartphone with ILF, reverb, ebay or whatever on it, are my shitter necessities.

That's gross. Food and drink do not belong in the bathroom...especially while deficating.

I want a cigarette so fucking bad right now. I quit smoking and switched to an e-cig and it does the job for the most part but I woke up today wanting a real damn cigarette.

neonblack wrote:I want a cigarette so fucking bad right now. I quit smoking and switched to an e-cig and it does the job for the most part but I woke up today wanting a real damn cigarette.

Don't do it bro! You're going to feel like garbage!

$harkToootth wrote:

neonblack wrote:I want a cigarette so fucking bad right now. I quit smoking and switched to an e-cig and it does the job for the most part but I woke up today wanting a real damn cigarette.

Don't do it bro! You're going to feel like garbage!

Seconded. I miss em like hell, but every time I smoke again, it's almost immediately gross. Occaaaaasionally the first day will be enjoyable, but day 2's back to "why the fuck am I doing this?"

I wish someone around me sold looseys that weren't Newports. I just want one. ...Just one

I had to quit, but i often buy cigarettes in my dreams.

neonblack wrote:I want a cigarette so fucking bad right now. I quit smoking and switched to an e-cig and it does the job for the most part but I woke up today wanting a real damn cigarette.

For what it's worth this goes away. I switched over in August, stopped smoking real cigarettes totally in November. It's not the end of the world if you have a real one, but you'll feel way shittier.

Jero wrote:

actualidiot wrote:Cigarettes, coffee/cola/energydrinks and my smartphone with ILF, reverb, ebay or whatever on it, are my shitter necessities.

That's gross. Food and drink do not belong in the bathroom...especially while deficating.

No food, just drink, which I gather is pretty normal bruh.

I can't shit without an entire party sub.