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Frasier is the thirstiest motherfucker.

He just wants his tossed salads.
And scrambled eggs.
[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8inphpeXSg[/youtube]

My girlfriend's getting something from Amazon tomorrow. She didn't order anything. Nobody she knows ordered anything. So, now she's terrified she's getting a box full of bees from UPS tomorrow.

01010111 wrote:My girlfriend's getting something from Amazon tomorrow. She didn't order anything. Nobody she knows ordered anything. So, now she's terrified she's getting a box full of bees from UPS tomorrow.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw[/youtube]

How does she know she's getting something?

It was a flashlight? She got an email from UPS saying she was getting something. There was nothing in the box but a new flashlight (and the packaging for the flashlight).

update: somebody named Latisha sent it? Somebody she's never met???

That shit sounds like the start of a fucking dungeon movie.

Latisha, bearer of skulls.

Iommic Pope wrote:That shit sounds like the start of a fucking dungeon movie.

Featuring: George Clinton as dungeon master.

Oh, don't make me do it
Dance, sucker! ooh ha ha
Everybody's got a little light under the sun

Mother fuckers we just wrote us the horror hit of the summer.

I thought about impulsively dropping a couple hundred bucks on some gear, but I paid off the balance on my credit card instead.
/pedge

kbit wrote:I thought about impulsively dropping a couple hundred bucks on some gear, but I paid off the balance on my credit card instead.
/pedge

Does tore up mean the same thing as turnt?

We wanted a coffee table. We wanted somewhere to keep blankets/cushions. We want no more.

mr. sound boy king wrote:Does tore up mean the same thing as turnt?