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Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:25 pm
by $harkToootth
@bloodhammer - I can't find it on my streaming sites :cry: that sounds right up my alley. I found this quote from a review.
"And while most of the scenes in Tony Stone’s peculiar Middle Ages art project look like a homemade educational reenactment, the film is actually more involving than it should be." :lol:
http://archive.boston.com/ae/movies/art ... ered_ways/

EDIT: Gabby Hoffman is in it :love: I love mid-fame period Gabby Hoffman!

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:30 pm
by Bloodhammer
$harkToootth wrote:@bloodhammer - I can't find it on my streaming sites :cry: that sounds right up my alley. I found this quote from a review.
"And while most of the scenes in Tony Stone’s peculiar Middle Ages art project look like a homemade educational reenactment, the film is actually more involving than it should be." :lol:
http://archive.boston.com/ae/movies/art ... ered_ways/
You can rent it on Prime for $2.99USD. I'm not sure where you are...

I would consider that a very well spent three dollars, though. :)

https://www.amazon.com/Severed-Ways-Cla ... vered+ways

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:34 pm
by $harkToootth
I need to finish another shark movie, take a shit, and maybe engage with the real world this evening...but this might happen tonight...thank you so much for the link!!!

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 6:55 pm
by fcknoise
$harkToootth wrote:I need to finish another shark movie, take a shit, and maybe engage with the real world this evening...but this might happen tonight...thank you so much for the link!!!
Shark movies and shits are way better than engaging with the outside world

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:14 pm
by Blackened Soul
BitchPudding wrote:Worst: Season of the Witch. Nicholas Cage but in a shit quality fantasy movie that tries to cash in on The Lord of The Rings waaaaaay too late.

I don't even have a good quote cause I blocked the whole experience from my memory. Even the poster is shit.

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Its like they photoshopped his damn face on Aragorn.
I have a real harder for this movie and all the resent "witch movies"fucking bullshit. The reality of the burning times and the salem witch trials is much scarier than these fucking _____ propaganda films. The worst part is all you would have to do is change the last 15 minutes of all those movies showing that it was all real, normal, people tripping fucking balls.. but you know...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sRBeparVY[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sRBeparVY

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:06 pm
by BitchPudding
Nah its fine. Monty Python is like finding a diamond in the turd. Ya had to deal with ten pages of shit but it was worth in the end.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:34 am
by Blackened Soul
So... I'm kind in a horrible downward spiral of self torment... Just finished the new ghostbusters and now am watching rogue one.. Why am I doing this to myself?

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:52 am
by BitchPudding
I mean, your into what your into. V :p V

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:01 pm
by $harkToootth
@bloodhammer - Watched it! I don't regret it but man, that was arduous! Didn't 'dislike it' though! Definitely more involving than it should be. I felt like on was on the journey with them. Glad it saw it, probably not watching again. :lol:

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:10 pm
by Bloodhammer
$harkToootth wrote:@bloodhammer - Watched it! I don't regret it but man, that was arduous! Didn't 'dislike it' though! Definitely more involving than it should be. I felt like on was on the journey with them. Glad it saw it, probably not watching again. :lol:
Maybe not, but if you're anything like me, you'll feel the need to inflict that movie on others. I've probably seen it eight times while making other people watch it. It actually gets better every time! :lol:

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:30 pm
by $harkToootth
Btw the way homie. Is your user name a tribute to the band?

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:08 pm
by Bloodhammer
Finnish black metal band? I had to look them up. Bloodhammer was originally going to be my band name several years ago (I wasn't aware of any other band with that name at the time), but I started using it as my internet handle instead.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:12 pm
by $harkToootth
I don't know if they are Finnish? I had one of their albums for years now.
It's not that I didn't like the film. It actually really had a lot to offer. Those last 20 minutes are laborious though.
I should have said, I really appreciate the filmmaker's ambition. It certainly predated VALHALLA RISING.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:55 am
by Blackened Soul
BitchPudding wrote:I mean, your into what your into. V :p V
I deny being into that sort of thing :p

also Finnish black metal is the bestest black metal :thumb:

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:56 am
by $harkToootth
Re-watched FLESHPOT ON 42ND STREET yesterday because I mentioned it to a colleague. Andy Milligan had a talent for an unusual visual style and 'probably' inadvertent poignancy in his films. I forgot Harry Reems was in that film :lol: I would love to sport a mustache like this...
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This was a fairly abrasive film. Not very good but enjoyable.
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This might be on the docket tonight.
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