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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:19 pm
by $harkToootth
100%...my least favorite are the large circumference poops where you feel like your sphincter has been annihilated.
I had a friend who 'allegedly' had to lay down after one of those. I knocked the wind out of him.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:20 pm
by actual
Sounds hot.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:22 pm
by Invisible Man
My oldest daughter talks a lot about 'melty poops,' by which she means soft stool.
I might start documenting how much ass I wipe.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:24 pm
by $harkToootth
Brother, I wipe and kiss ass every-day, every-second of my corporate life

Let's throw 'suck dick' (for me, not your lovely family) in the mix too

Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:35 pm
by D.o.S.
Get a Koma field Kit. Mic it up. Sell the tapes (because it's obviously tapes) wrapped in the used diapers. Super Ltd.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:04 pm
by Invisible Man
Get rich quick-and-dirty scheme.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:18 pm
by $harkToootth
Actually, DETERGE did the sell tapes in diapers thing already (they weren't used). It was a FUSTY CUNT comp with the concept being 'denial'.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:28 pm
by Kacey Y
Streetlight Records in Santa Cruz used to have a DAT tape shrinkrapped inside a baby shoe sitting on their shelf as a release, for sale for years in the early-mid 2000's. I was really tempted for years to buy it and never open it. I think it was $35 or something ridiculous like that.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:06 pm
by actual
actualidiot wrote:$harkToootth wrote:Fuck Minimalism we should be talking about 'Wicked Fucking Tuna'
Or why my dealer isn't responding

Fucking number doesn't exist. WHY GOD WHY
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:08 pm
by $harkToootth
I'm going to be invasive and ask what drug you're trying to purchase? Obviously feel free to not answer and/or call me a cunt.
The purpose of this question is if it's a "hard drug" I'm going to plead you reconsider. If it's herb (or even blow) I'll leave it be.
Coming from my 'Music Is A Natural High' T-Shirt

Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:14 pm
by actual
Just ritalin maaan, it's cheap and tastes like candy. Got weed and vodka, but it's not the same. Cunt.
I'm curious what you consider a hard drug if blow isn't? You're into adderall right?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:38 pm
by $harkToootth
I actually stopped taking in recreationally a couple months ago cause I'm a complete moron, and a tool, so that's my way of 'boycotting' Pharma companies

(yes, I'm "boycotting" by no longer purchasing a drug I bought illegally). So now the strongest thing I consume is coffee and tea

But yes, Adderall would be hands down my favorite drug
I have a weird argument about blow that I'm not even sure I believe and have no stats to back up :lol:If you were buying opiates or benzos, I would have been like "Ehh...maybe don't?". That said, a very small amount of benzocaine is on some condoms so...I don't know..whatever

Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:06 pm
by actual
I don't know why coke and stimulants are considered "better" than depressants. They're all equally good.
btw benzocaine is an anesthetic and not related to benzodiazepines
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:43 pm
by $harkToootth
Oh shit that's what I meant, sorry. I am retarded.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:53 pm
by actual
so is the guiro a real instrument or is it a joke that all latin musicians are in on?