The what ever thread...

[Olin]

Well coffee didn't do much except make me want to poop, which has never been the issue as I love to poop and don't need any encouragement.
The prune juice/copious amounts of grapes has helped. I made an enormous roast at work yesterday which for some reason did magical things. If this is the excuse I needed to always roast everything ever, I'm glad.

Why toast when you can roast?

[$harkToootth]

So Olin's shit stopped giving him shit?

[Olin]

Temporarily.
However I had the revelation today that it may not be the poops and could just be hemorrhoids instead, which would make a whole world of sense and would make it easier to approach.
This whole year has just been stomach ulcers, hemorrhoids, torn muscles and my left eye starting to lose how much colour it sees. Can't wait until cybernetic enhancements are an actual thing so I can cash in all my booteek goodies for a Big Boss hand.

[Chankgeez]

"Virginijus Seskus, coach of Prienu Vytautas, who is considering signing LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball, has been described to me as "the LaVar Ball of Lithuania". Very high energy guy apparently. Loves to get technical fouls. They'll get along great, despite him speaking no english."

https://twitter.com/DraftExpress/status ... ceaz00mbe1

[snipelfritz]

Temporarily.
However I had the revelation today that it may not be the poops and could just be hemorrhoids instead, which would make a whole world of sense and would make it easier to approach.
This whole year has just been stomach ulcers, hemorrhoids, torn muscles and my left eye starting to lose how much colour it sees. Can't wait until cybernetic enhancements are an actual thing so I can cash in all my booteek goodies for a Big Boss hand.

You wouldn't go for a digital butthole?

[shivasage]

Hey guys, I just joined the forum. I want to PM someone but the message just sits in my outbox. Perhaps I need a minimum number of posts before I can PM?

(Sorry if this isn't the best place for this question!)

[BetterOffShred]

Yeah probably.

[snipelfritz]

Hey guys, I just joined the forum. I want to PM someone but the message just sits in my outbox. Perhaps I need a minimum number of posts before I can PM?

(Sorry if this isn't the best place for this question!)

Given the post above yours...(no, it's totally fine here)

If I remember correctly, once the person reads it, it moves from your outbox to sent. So it IS sent, you just have the option to edit it until it's been read by the receiving party.

Also, welcome to the nuthouse.

[shivasage]

Given the post above yours...(no, it's totally fine here)

If I remember correctly, once the person reads it, it moves from your outbox to sent. So it IS sent, you just have the option to edit it until it's been read by the receiving party.

Also, welcome to the nuthouse.

Oh, ok, thanks!

And yeah, I missed the part about the digital anus...

[Kacey Y]

Has anyone else heard Digital Anus' new album, Compooturd Virus?

[Olin]

Can you guys just imagine a digital butthole for a second please? Or at least a cybernetic one. A perfect anus that guaranteed perfect poops forever, little filters to mask your farts, it could beep when your bowel movements weren't perfect and let you know what you should be eating more or less of. I see you all laugh at the digital butthole, but the digital butthole laughs back.

[$harkToootth]

Artist rendition of a digital anus.
Closed -> 1
Open -> 0

[Kacey Y]

Can you guys just imagine a digital butthole for a second please? Or at least a cybernetic one. A perfect anus that guaranteed perfect poops forever, little filters to mask your farts, it could beep when your bowel movements weren't perfect and let you know what you should be eating more or less of. I see you all laugh at the digital butthole, but the digital butthole laughs back.

My analog anus works fine, it's my digestive track that's a fucking disaster. If anything, my b-hole should be lauded for what a great job it's doing, considering what it's working with.

[Kacey Y]

Oh wait, is this not the Confessions thread?

[$harkToootth]

Back to the pile! We're going back to the pile (The Confessions Thread).