play the chorus - turn on the pedal and pluck the A - grab the bow - play the 1st bridge section - turn off the pedal and pluck the F - put the bow down - play the 2nd bridge section..
A rival hypothesis or alternate explanation for the reptilian eye is that there isn’t a different species of reptilians posing as humans, but that the slit pupils (and other reptilian attributes like tongue-flicking and sudden manifestations of scaly hands) are signs of demonic possession. See:
Exorcists: Demon-possessed ‘can take on the look of a reptile or snake’
Why does John Kerry flick his tongue like a snake?
Psychiatrist says demonic possession is real
I favor the demonic possession hypothesis because there is ZERO archeological evidence for a species of reptilian-human hybrids. In the case of Miley Cyrus, demonic possession could also explain her obscene twerking, exhibitionism, and insistence on sticking out her tongue (see pics below).
UPDATE (FEB. 8, 2017): Thanks to a tip from FOTM reader CP, we finally have the reason why Cyrus insists on sticking out her tongue.
As you can see in the pics below, Miley identifies with Krampus — a horned demon in Austro-Hungarian folklore who, during the Christmas season, punishes children who have misbehaved.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 4:51 pm
by Kacey Y
Some part of me is tickled by the idea that an immortal evil spirit possesses a famous woman so they can whisper "Hey, do a hip hop dance and stick out your tongue!". Then a whole bunch of hooded figures cover it all up, because as long as we think she just likes dancing and showing off her boobies, they remain in power.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:15 pm
by Achtane
Henry Purcell, 1688:
When I am laid in earth
May my wrongs create no trouble
No trouble in thy breast
Remember me
Remember me, but ah
Forget my fate
Halsey, 2017:
I'M BAAaaaAAAAD AT LOOOoooOOOoOOOVE
~ooh ooh~
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:45 pm
by actual
Getting real tempting
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:06 am
by Olin
Achtane wrote:Henry Purcell, 1688:
When I am laid in earth
May my wrongs create no trouble
No trouble in thy breast
Remember me
Remember me, but ah
Forget my fate
Halsey, 2017:
I'M BAAaaaAAAAD AT LOOOoooOOOoOOOVE
~ooh ooh~
Got a nice feeling in my stomach seeing Henry Purcell come up here. Dowland was peak misery in both the 16th century and still now, true OG sadboi.
Also, the sentiment resonates.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:29 am
by Blackened Soul
Monday. Time to burn sage and have a brandy.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:26 am
by friendship
Achtane wrote:Henry Purcell, 1688:
When I am laid in earth
May my wrongs create no trouble
No trouble in thy breast
Remember me
Remember me, but ah
Forget my fate
Halsey, 2017:
I'M BAAaaaAAAAD AT LOOOoooOOOoOOOVE
~ooh ooh~
I saw a commercial where Halsey told me she is "loud, unique, authentic, and unapologetically me" and that is why I should buy a Jeep.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:48 am
by Kacey Y
I'm very apologetically me.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:25 pm
by BetterOffShred
Advertising in general has become complete horror to me as they pander to millennials.. sometimes I can't even believe my eyes
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:51 pm
by Chankgeez
BetterOffShred wrote:Advertising in general has become complete horror to me as they pander to millennials.. sometimes I can't even believe my eyes
But before they started to "pander to millennials" it was OK?
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:54 pm
by Kacey Y
Advertising to Baby Boomers and Gen X...quite palatable and reasonable. I think that's the general consensus, right?
BetterOffShred wrote:Advertising in general has become complete horror to me as they pander to millennials.. sometimes I can't even believe my eyes
But before they started to "pander to millennials" it was OK?
Eh, advertising has always been pretty ridiculous of course, but it has gotten pretty bad.. that tablet advertisement where the stranger things carbon copy kid is riding her bike around and then answers "what's a computer?" To the nice neighbor who is just being friendly.. omg..
