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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:03 am
by Iommic Pope
But guys: N.B.FUCKIN.N!!!!

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:25 am
by Twangasaurus
Iommic Pope wrote:But guys: N.B.FUCKIN.N!!!!


But dude. Malcolm fucked it up. Also, I'm not going to get it in my area for years.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:29 am
by Iommic Pope
Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:52 am
by Uncle Grandfather
It,s below 0 here, have a couple pedals arriving today and an asshole mailman whos going to leave them in the mailbox, I just know it. Gonna have to leave the house more than once this week :grumpy: and while it's cold as ass. :mad:

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:08 am
by jfrey
Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

There should be a font that signifies sarcasm.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:10 am
by Uncle Grandfather
jfrey wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

There should be a font that signifies sarcasm.

Are you being sarcastic? Or serious?

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:12 am
by jfrey
Uncle Grandfather wrote:
jfrey wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

There should be a font that signifies sarcasm.

Are you being sarcastic? Or serious?

I'm entirely serious. I find it nearly impossible to recognize sarcasm in text.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:14 am
by Uncle Grandfather
jfrey wrote:
Uncle Grandfather wrote:
jfrey wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah I know, same here.
I was being sarcastic....it doesn't work in this format.

There should be a font that signifies sarcasm.

Are you being sarcastic? Or serious?

I'm entirely serious. I find it nearly impossible to recognize sarcasm in text.

You do make a good point. It doesn't translate well unless the author is pretty skilled at writing.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:30 am
by Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.
sometimes ppl use italics to emphasize sarcasm dont they?

also if it was a font, it should def be comic sans

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:35 am
by jfrey
Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:sometimes ppl use italics to emphasize sarcasm dont they?

also if it was a font, it should def be comic sans

Italics usually means some sort of emphasis, which may or may not be sarcastic.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:31 pm
by osbornkt
I can see my breath...In my apartment.
This morning the windows had iced over on the inside from condensation.
This polar vortex bullshit is dumb.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:28 pm
by dubkitty
well, (writing from the same apartment) i guess there's some upside to having to spend the next three days in a hotel in Richmond doing a SQL programming course when all i want to do is cuddle my kitty and sleep. i got way too habituated to sleeping as an all-purpose depression avoidance strategy in Pocatello. i was gonna ask to jam tonight, but i've refused to play outside when it's warmer than the current inside temperature here. fucking frozenness followed me here from Idaho!

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:27 pm
by John
Iommic Pope wrote:
John wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:I'm angry 'cause I had the worst slurpee ever this morning, and the servo dude didn't even bat an eyelid.
Cunt.

Slurpees aren't self serve there? Add that to the giant spiders and fuck y'all, I'm never going to 'Stralia now.


They are, but there was something up with the machine, it blasted the slurpee out like a shotgun.

Spider nest.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:32 pm
by dubkitty
or one of those deadly little octopuses.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:30 am
by John
dubkitty wrote:or one of those deadly little octopuses.

And they come in 5 Slurpee flavors!

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