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odontophobia wrote:
neonblack wrote:Well shit. Treated myself to sushi for lunch today and my cute as fuck server left her number on my receipt. :cool:

I forgot you can meet people in the real world too
THIS DOES NOT BELONG HERE.

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Don't worry, I'll probably blow it in some ridiculous fashion worthy of this thread. I'm sure based on my tattoos and all black wardrobe, she thought I was cooler than I actually am.

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Invisible Man wrote:This thread is already one of my favorites.

Vestigial Dong
Sushi Server
kōrō-shook yong
bitcoin farming for excess dick

AND WE'RE STILL ON PAGE ONE
Brought it to page 2 for posterity
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Watch out dude or you're gonna have to change the title of the thread.
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I gave her the ol' shook yong if you know what I mean
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*sigh*

...that's all i got.
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neonblack wrote:I gave her the ol' shook yong if you know what I mean
The deflated dillz of this thread will not stand for this bravado :D
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I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

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Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
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Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
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Some days I'm afraid my foreskin has begun growing back.
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Update: Cute waiter is 21. I am 30. This is no good for me.
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Ten years ago I think it would have been more of a problem.
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That's actually pretty reasonable.

Especially if she just wants to smoke and watch me play guitar and fool around.
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Yeah I mean real talk I wouldn't say don't go for it just because of the age difference between you, especially since it isn't anything at this point.

And good on you for ignoring the joke, too :p
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Yes... "Ignoring"...

I certainly didn't miss it.
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