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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:56 pm
by neonblack
Don't worry, I'll probably blow it in some ridiculous fashion worthy of this thread. I'm sure based on my tattoos and all black wardrobe, she thought I was cooler than I actually am.
[\selfdeprecation]
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:57 pm
by neonblack
Invisible Man wrote:This thread is already one of my favorites.
Vestigial Dong
Sushi Server
kōrō-shook yong
bitcoin farming for excess dick
AND WE'RE STILL ON PAGE ONE
Brought it to page 2 for posterity
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:58 pm
by Invisible Man
Watch out dude or you're gonna have to change the title of the thread.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:59 pm
by neonblack
I gave her the ol' shook yong if you know what I mean
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:06 pm
by space6oy
*sigh*
...that's all i got.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:24 pm
by popvulture
neonblack wrote:I gave her the ol' shook yong if you know what I mean
The deflated dillz of this thread will not stand for this bravado
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:41 pm
by Strange Tales
I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.
Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:29 pm
by karmablock
Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.
Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:21 pm
by Invisible Man
Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.
Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
Really debating putting this in my sig, but fuck it.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:25 pm
by snipelfritz
Some days I'm afraid my foreskin has begun growing back.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:41 pm
by neonblack
Update: Cute waiter is 21. I am 30. This is no good for me.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:44 pm
by D.o.S.
Ten years ago I think it would have been more of a problem.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:45 pm
by neonblack
That's actually pretty reasonable.
Especially if she just wants to smoke and watch me play guitar and fool around.
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:49 pm
by D.o.S.
Yeah I mean real talk I wouldn't say don't go for it just because of the age difference between you, especially since it isn't anything at this point.
And good on you for ignoring the joke, too
Re: My Dick is on Hiatus
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:50 pm
by neonblack
Yes... "Ignoring"...
I certainly didn't miss it.
