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Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:09 pm
by theactionindex
blooghost wrote:Horny with no birth control? Might I recommend hotdogging?
So THAT's what the kids are calling it these days.
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:17 pm
by Wotan
Abortions are tasty...
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 12:59 pm
by phantasmagorovich
My five cents:
Most parents don't deserve their children. Or rather, most children deserve something better than the parents they have.
Let's just get extinct, shan't we?
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 3:23 pm
by dubkitty
I tried to kill off my family line by not reproducing, but unfortunately my siblings bred.
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 3:59 am
by DarkAxel
i've had shitty parents and a heavily retarded brother... yet still i want to have a family one day. probably because i want to have children and be a better parent than my parents
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 4:02 am
by Blackened Soul
DarkAxel wrote:i've had shitty parents and a heavily retarded brother... yet still i want to have a family one day. probably because i want to have children and be a better parent than my parents
I think we can all except that, if, you name them all after pedals.
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 4:18 am
by DarkAxel
Blackened Soul wrote:DarkAxel wrote:i've had shitty parents and a heavily retarded brother... yet still i want to have a family one day. probably because i want to have children and be a better parent than my parents
I think we can all except that, if, you name them all after pedals.
i see... that's what ILF's respect costs
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 4:38 am
by McSpunckle
DarkAxel wrote:Blackened Soul wrote:DarkAxel wrote:i've had shitty parents and a heavily retarded brother... yet still i want to have a family one day. probably because i want to have children and be a better parent than my parents
I think we can all except that, if, you name them all after pedals.
i see... that's what ILF's respect costs
That's more of a down payment.
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 7:09 am
by DarkAxel
get on with those Emma pedals names
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 8:06 am
by phantasmagorovich
My son Prometheus Frazz S_____ and my daughter TR-2 DS-1 S_____
And our youngest the twins Hoofreaper S_____ and Megalith S_____
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 8:09 am
by phantasmagorovich
This is my wife Swetlana but I like to call her Russian Big Muff
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 8:19 am
by DarkAxel
phantasmagorovich wrote:My son Prometheus Frazz S_____ and my daughter TR-2 DS-1 S_____
And our youngest the twins Hoofreaper S_____ and Megalith S_____
whoa there... Prometheus doesn't sound THAT bad
He didn't call me 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus.Zeus?Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo, god of Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 11:14 am
by dubkitty
"this here is DiscumBOBulator...we call him Bob Junior."
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 3:48 pm
by hbombgraphics
Dude I call my kids Cybaby all the time, does that count?
Re: Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 8:43 pm
by dubkitty
and his highly evolved brother, Budda Wah.