How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
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psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Extremely relevant for numerous reasons. :)
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:lol: :thumb: :surprise:
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
…...........................…
Sweet dealin's: here
"Now, of course, Strega is not a Minimoog… and I am not Sun Ra" - dude from MAKENOISE
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Submitted my vote. It exists, I know it's there, but considering I haven't deforested the rainforest in years, kind of looks like a button on a mink coat.
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Let me know if I'm close
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Close. More like this though.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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$harkToootth wrote:Submitted my vote. It exists, I know it's there, but considering I haven't deforested the rainforest in years, kind of looks like a button on a mink coat.
I still perform regular maintenance even though I have no intention of showing it off. It's the beauty points that count.
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I used to slam my penis, like a gavel, on furniture when things got out of hand at social events. I had to call order to the room.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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Don't forget to make 'em "squel". Whatever that may entail.
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
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I want that poncho.

Or is it a sweater?

What the fuck is that Jack? LOL!
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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jwar wrote:
What the fuck is that Jack? LOL!
TWSS
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
"Now, of course, Strega is not a Minimoog… and I am not Sun Ra" - dude from MAKENOISE
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jwar wrote:I want that poncho.

Or is it a sweater?

What the fuck is that Jack? LOL!
Yeah, it's a rain poncho
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https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women ... =USNetwork

out of stock :(
$1850 new!!!!
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ah...below average...like most things in life i guess...
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