Dad Dick 2999 here AMA

[Invisible Man]

He doesn't post here much anymore because of the impracticality of mashing his anthropomorphic dick body into a keyboard. It's simply too diffucult.

[actual]

Is a thick accent required to do gear demos?

[odontophobia]

Is a thick accent required to do gear demos?

Just tock whatever way you want.

[snipelfritz]

He doesn't post here much anymore because of the impracticality of mashing his anthropomorphic dick body into a keyboard. It's simply too diffucult.

NSFW: show

[Invisible Man]

1) excellent vascularization
2) shouldn't the urethra be the mouth? Why are there so many openings on that thing?

[actual]

The urethra is a blowhole.

[Invisible Man]

Continue.

[actual]

Is a thick accent required to do gear demos?

Just tock whatever way you want.

I don't have shit that's worth demoing atm
Was thinking of like DivKid's videos. The way he pronounces certain words means I can't watch more than a minute without laughing and mimicking his accent. Things like gææt, me-er, mååd.


EDIT: I love his vids, and mean no offence.

[snipelfritz]

1) I didn't make it, just shared it (and had to google "boner gif" for your sins)
2) I think the face is cute

[actual]

Continue.

I'm drained.

[odontophobia]

Continue.

I'm drained.

Give it two hours and you'll be ready to go.

[spacelordmother]

He doesn't post here much anymore because of the impracticality of mashing his anthropomorphic dick body into a keyboard. It's simply too diffucult.

Also 7 kids.

[Invisible Man]

He doesn't post here much anymore because of the impracticality of mashing his anthropomorphic dick body into a keyboard. It's simply too diffucult.

Also 7 kids.

This is a 'chicken or the egg' thing, then. Does he not have time because of the kids? Or because the kids have increased his dick size to a point where he is incapacitated?

[actual]

Continue.

I'm drained.

Give it two hours and you'll be ready to go.

Try 12.
#amosquito

[resincum]

is the AMA still live?