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People who get condiments and spreads into the jars of other condiments and spreads need to die. Like for serious.

>phone falls out of pocket onto train seat
>don't realise til after i get off

GR8

Twangasaurus wrote:People who get condiments and spreads into the jars of other condiments and spreads need to die. Like for serious.

YEP
and when people use butter on toast and keep double dipping so the whole fucking container of butter is filled with crumbs. fuck.

>implying i'm gonna wash TWO knives after making a PB&J
yeah whatever

Nah, you either wash the same knife twice (and when I say wash I mean run it under a tap) or trade laziness for wastefulness and wipe it with a tissue (which you can then also use to clean up the crumbs if your not the cutting board type). It's a double crime with honey though because margarine just dissolves into that shit and ruins it. Plus that shit is suppose to be refrigerated, I don't want rancid margarine or butter in my spreads yo.

Ah. I see. Yeah, I usually just wipe it off after one.
Butter in jam is super gross too.
That reminds me, if you get a sausage biscuit from Hardee's you gotta try it with some grape jam on it. So fucking good.

After agreeing on Tuesdays, and after me changing my work availability to have Tuesdays off, my new band won't stop changing practice day to Thursday.

JUst watched my workplaces harassment video for our yearly safety/harassment training. I'm in awe of how terrible it is. Not like in production value but like everything said was just so, so wrong. Some days I think if I had a button that just made the world explode, I'd press it.

Wes Mantooth wrote:JUst watched my workplaces harassment video for our yearly safety/harassment training. I'm in awe of how terrible it is. Not like in production value but like everything said was just so, so wrong. Some days I think if I had a button that just made the world explode, I'd press it.

I'm constantly shocked and amazed at how far the company I work for has come, with how utterly un-professionally they run their operations. Our "training" videos are some of the worst things I've ever seen, and also some of the most insulting.

I really really really need something social to go do during my time off. It's great that I can get a lot of art done on my days off, but I literally almost never leave my apartment when I'm not at work. I don't want to go to bars. Wtf?

gunslinger_burrito wrote:

Wes Mantooth wrote:JUst watched my workplaces harassment video for our yearly safety/harassment training. I'm in awe of how terrible it is. Not like in production value but like everything said was just so, so wrong. Some days I think if I had a button that just made the world explode, I'd press it.

I'm constantly shocked and amazed at how far the company I work for has come, with how utterly un-professionally they run their operations. Our "training" videos are some of the worst things I've ever seen, and also some of the most insulting.

Yeah the funny thing is that that video is probably the most offensive thing about that place. It basically said you can think racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, etc. are cool and funny, just don't let someone overly sensitive hear you. Fuck off that just contributes to all the problems we have. Also they explicitly said EVERYONE is male or female. I'm cis-gendered so I can't speak for the trans or gender non conforming community but that'd probably make a non-cis person pretty god damn uncomfortable.

It's no wonder almost everyone here is an old white dude.

gunslinger_burrito wrote:I really really really need something social to go do during my time off. It's great that I can get a lot of art done on my days off, but I literally almost never leave my apartment when I'm not at work. I don't want to go to bars. Wtf?

I feel you on this too. I just get home from work, smoke and play music and video games and then just pass out.

gunslinger_burrito wrote:I don't want to go to bars. Wtf?

WTF indeed.

You could take a lamaze class or you could sell sno cones at the park up until sundown.

UGh, I think I'm just going to move.

Bars are pretty dumb if you go by yourself. I've never enjoyed going to bars even when I've been with other people though, unless its football season

skullservant wrote:Bars are pretty dumb if you go by yourself. I've never enjoyed going to bars even when I've been with other people though, unless its football season

Yeah, when I used to drink a lot, I hardly ever had a good time by myself. And I don't follow sports. I could see myself following something if I had the "mental time" for it, but there are only so many things I can pack into my free time.

Yeah. I honestly hate sports. But my wife got me into watching football, that's the only one that I really watch. I'm not into all the statistics or anything, just watching the games

skullservant wrote:Bars are pretty dumb if you go by yourself.

You need to go to better bars. Good dives with friendly bartenders and interesting regulars are the best.

Where everybody knows your naaaaaaame...

Alright, I retract that a LITTLE bit. Down in Richmond, when Strange Matter first opened up, I would go every Tuesday and sit at the bar and eat a burge and have the bartender serve me a different beer each week. THAT was fun